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There was a thread like this when i joined, but its been a LONG ASS time since ive seen something like it.
Lets compile a new list of famous last words. It could be made up, from a game, movie, whatever. These are always funny.

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pistone said:
Hold my beer and watch this................
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Been there, done that... B-)

An anecdote - many moons ago, back in my youthful days, I was on a field trip with a few of my mates. We had loads of alcohol, we were living in tents, we were close to the coast and we were determined to live the high life from one club to the other, as all young teenagers do. Those were the days...

In any case, one night we went out already under the influence of Vitamin A(lcohol). Suddenly, I felt the immediate urge to empty my bladder. For some reason, I felt that it was necessary to stand on a small brick wall and pee onto a lawn, holding my precious crown jewels in-between of the metal bars attached to the brick wall which formed a fence. Unfortunately, the owner of said lawn did not take it kindly. An exchange of words occured:

"What the hell do you think you're doing?"

To what I replied...

"Dude... I'm almost done, give me a second..."

Realizing what I've just done, yet still in a drunken haze, I quickly finished my business and legged it, laughing like a maniac with my friends. Ahh, those were the days... B-)

In conclusion, the next Famous Last Words are...

"Dude... I'm almost done..."
 
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