Famous Last Words

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  1. BORTZ
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    BORTZ "I'm the captain now"

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    There was a thread like this when i joined, but its been a LONG ASS time since ive seen something like it.
    Lets compile a new list of famous last words. It could be made up, from a game, movie, whatever. These are always funny.

    Long ass
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     


  2. Skixy

    Skixy Fight me.

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    Away from you.
    Anator.
     
  3. BORTZ
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    BORTZ "I'm the captain now"

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    wait... what? no no like

    " I've done this a thousand times"
     
  4. Wizerzak

    Wizerzak Because I'm a potato!

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    [yt][media]8bbTtPL1jRs[/media][/yt]
    Sorry, had to. :D
     
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  5. Guild McCommunist

    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
     
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  6. emigre

    emigre Has complex motives

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    Monkat- "That pron image he posted."
     
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  7. Ammako

    Ammako GBAtemp Guru

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    "I hid the treasure in the- *dies*"
     
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  8. TehSkull

    TehSkull Living the life

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    Glad I'm not the only one thinking it. Though I hope you're posting it because you like it, not because you hate it.

    Back to the thread:
    Another coffee couldn't hurt.
     
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  9. BORTZ
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    BORTZ "I'm the captain now"

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    Ewh get that garbage out of my thread!
     
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  10. ProtoKun7

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  11. Wizerzak

    Wizerzak Because I'm a potato!

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    Love it :D
     
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  12. emigre

    emigre Has complex motives

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    Jimmy Savile- I can categorically deny I went around noncing kids.
     
  13. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    "IDGAF"

    ...followed by thousands of angry replies sent back and forth. If you IDGAF, just GTFO. :creep:
     
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  14. ProtoKun7

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    Er...if you I Don't?

    In context you won't need that I.
     
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  15. pistone

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    in your heart...coz secretly you love me !!!!
    Hold my beer and watch this................
     
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  16. The Milkman

    The Milkman GBATemp's Official Asshat Milkman

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  17. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    Been there, done that... B-)

    An anecdote - many moons ago, back in my youthful days, I was on a field trip with a few of my mates. We had loads of alcohol, we were living in tents, we were close to the coast and we were determined to live the high life from one club to the other, as all young teenagers do. Those were the days...

    In any case, one night we went out already under the influence of Vitamin A(lcohol). Suddenly, I felt the immediate urge to empty my bladder. For some reason, I felt that it was necessary to stand on a small brick wall and pee onto a lawn, holding my precious crown jewels in-between of the metal bars attached to the brick wall which formed a fence. Unfortunately, the owner of said lawn did not take it kindly. An exchange of words occured:

    "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

    To what I replied...

    "Dude... I'm almost done, give me a second..."

    Realizing what I've just done, yet still in a drunken haze, I quickly finished my business and legged it, laughing like a maniac with my friends. Ahh, those were the days... B-)

    In conclusion, the next Famous Last Words are...

    "Dude... I'm almost done..."
     
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  18. ouch123

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    "What could go wrong?"
     
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  19. Quietlyawesome94

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    "Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?"

    "Think I'll have a drink" B-)
     
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  20. 431unknown

    431unknown Greatness Awaits

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    Come on let's just take it for a quick spin around the block.

    Oops!
     
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