"TO BE RELEASED AT E3!"
^^ WTF?
Hugemoron, did you sign up just to promote this crappy shit you and your crack-riddled friends created?
Come on, you can tell me. You wanted some attention didn't you? Look like a big man and all?
I don't have a "mister winkie" eighter and I know the pain .. (It got bit off during a monkeyfight with a gorilla escaped from a mental instution where they tested new psychopathy-inducing chemicals on animals. I ate the gorilla's mouth, dangling penis and all afterwards, out of revenge)
Did a crazy german "scientist" amputate your nose and attach it to your stump too? Is that why you're wearing a scarf?
You can show me, I won't make fun of how idiotic you look.
As a real gangster I can give you a tip on how to look even more "menacing"; Eat more food.
You look like you would shatter into pieces due to vibrations the next time you fart.
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Fucking white suburban kids trying to act tough .. come over to my hood, and I'll crack your Wii for you, and you don't even have to wait for E3. I'll crack it by launching it into your ass by holding my arm against it and flexing my biceps.
