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The penis game!
Body: okay...this is called the penis game.. this is how you play...think of a title of a band...only change 1 word to penis...

1. JOEY---job for a penis
2. SAMANTHA!---a skylit peniss(:
3. JESSE--Queens Of The Stone Penis
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4. BRYAN B---- Panic at the Penis. and Fallout Penis.
5. ALLEN----black penis and led penis
6. Greg-------Red Hot Chili Penis
7. Nicole----boys like penis.
8. kitty----avenged sevenpenis
9.ky---subpenis.
10.Jake----stiff little penis'
11. Patrishaa ---good penis
12. Steve --- penis unit
13.TABy--- DESTINYS PENIS [aha.]
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14. Justine; Penis Class Heroes
15. Zurii---penisoath.
16. Chrissy- Pretty Penis.
17. Chrystina - Jimmy eat Penis. :]
18. Chris - shady penis
19. Cassie-~- Bullet for My Penis [[ouch... Penis for my Valentine may have been a better choice...]]
20. Phil Bennett --Penis For Sleep (sorry armor for sleep =/)
21. Emily Hyde- Kill switch penis.
22. amy gardiner- all time penis ahahah
23. dana greco- my chemical penis =)))
24. heather mavin :] bring me the penis
25.katerinaaa -- peniss boyss
26.dylan =]-dirty ol penis
27.alicia-drop kick penis
 
Here's an update!

I dunno where to start.
Okay, at work we had to promote Shrek 3 as I think I mentioned a while ago, and me being the resident artist I was assigned to paint a picture promoting the movie.
So they bought me a canvas, a brush and some green and black paint.
After all, that's all you need to paint Shrek.

After a while I decided I'd just paint the 4 main character's silhouettes in black against a green background.
I started painting it at home, but it was so boring I gave up after sketching them out on the canvas, I took it to work the next night and painted it there.
And it was actually pretty fun considering how boring a night can be there, I got so into it that I even closed the store an hour late.
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I wouldn't mind painting more pictures to promote movies, the Simpsons movie just came out on DVD and it'd be fun to paint something for that.

But it turns out another store built a castle around their entire counter up to the ceiling with draw bridges, windows, etc- so they won the promotion competition and got the store BBQ or whatever the prize was.
I didn't really want to win, because if we did, I would have to go since I did what's kinda our main thing for the promotion.
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Oh, I bought Mario Galaxy the other day, and I love it more than I was expecting to.
I still think I'd give my pick for game of the year to metroid prime 3 just because I know I'll play through it more than galaxy, with Mario, there isn't much need to start a new file ya know?
Everything in the game feels so great, and I've gone off a little before at how I feel most platformers these days are really just "3D side scrollers"
You remember how you'd always have a gun, and you're always just walking through these linear corridors, streets, etc?
But that isn't the case with Galaxy, really feels open, everything is fun to explore, and the controls are absolutely perfect.
I though I would get a bit disoriented running upside down and on the other side of planets, but it just doesn't happen.
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Back to the subject of game of the year, a few of you probably already know, but SpikeTV 's nominees were hilarious, was it for GOTY or xbox360 shooter of the year?
Needless to say, after the nominees, it seems absolutely no one cares who they gave the award to.
Oh and Halo3 took the "best game fueled by mountain dew" award, very prestigious indeed.

Over at the SomethingAwful forums, one of the Let's Play threads has been getting a lot of attention due to it's awesomeness.

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And that was made by one of the readers.
Seriously, check it out, it's a great read, and some of the chapters have been narrated Max Payne style by other readers, there's also a lot of other cool art to check out.
The only disappointing thing is that after a while it uses less and less screenshots from the game to tell the story, but to be fair I can't really blame him since they greatly restrict any direction he could take it.

In related Let's Play news, I've started another video series for another sub-par SNES game based on a classic childhood movie, Dennis the Menace:


S01E01 - "Faggit" based hilarity
I think me and Ped sound a bit better LP'ing now, I attempted to make the next video by myself since Ped was offline, but after a while I just start mumbling incoherently about purple cats and jumping teacups.
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We're gonna do another video later tonight, so I should have it ready by the next time I update, and yeah, that's about all for this week guys.

BYAAH!


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My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known
as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch

I told you homeboy,can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know,
can't touch this
Look in my eyes man, can't touch this
Yo let me bust the funky lyrics, you can’t touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on
Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh they can't touch

Yo I told you, can't touch this
Why you standing there man, can't touch this
Yo sound the bell school is in sucker
, can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm
Making no sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
So now they know
You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

[U Can't Touch This lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

That's word because you know
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Go with the flow it is said
If you can't move to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump

Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this
Look man, can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in, break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don’t hit
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Yea, Can't touch this
I told you, can't touch this
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here, you can't touch this
 
"No More Sorrow" by Linkin Park, "Sleeping Giant" by Mastadon and "Pretty Handsome Awkward" by The Used.
 
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