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Your Karaoke Theme Song is "YMCA"
You're the type of person who can't have fun unless everyone else is right there with you having a blast.
You have an amazing knack for figuring out what people want, and you don't mind going the extra mile to make them happy.
The spotlight is something you enjoy on occasion, but you prefer that not all the attention is on you.
If you've gotten people to sing or dance along with you, then you're song is a success.
You might also sing: "Macarena," "Hot, Hot, Hot" or "Stayin' Alive"
Stay away from people who sing: "The Greatest Love of All"
What's Your Karaoke Theme Song?
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You're the type of person who can't have fun unless everyone else is right there with you having a blast.
You have an amazing knack for figuring out what people want, and you don't mind going the extra mile to make them happy.
The spotlight is something you enjoy on occasion, but you prefer that not all the attention is on you.
If you've gotten people to sing or dance along with you, then you're song is a success.
You might also sing: "Macarena," "Hot, Hot, Hot" or "Stayin' Alive"
Stay away from people who sing: "The Greatest Love of All"
What's Your Karaoke Theme Song?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourkaraokethemesongquiz/
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Oh, Harvey, Harvey
Harvey the Wonder Hamster
He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal
He just runs around on his hamster wheel
Harvey, Harvey
Harvey the Wonder Hamster
Hey, Harvey!
Harvey the Wonder Hamster
He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal
He just runs around on his hamster wheel
Harvey, Harvey
Harvey the Wonder Hamster
Hey, Harvey!
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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ELITE HAX0R
7:20am: Elite hax0r wakes up to prepare for another challenging day of 7th grade.
7:25: Elite hax0r signs onto AOL (computer is never turned off)
7:30: Elite hax0r checks new mail for elite hacking programs and warez
7:40: After 10 minutes of chatting in with the folks in leet, elite hax0r's mom takes the telephone off the hook.
7:55: m0m and elite hax0r are having an argument about wasted time online.
8:00: elite hax0r's dad drops him off at Mitnick Middle School
8:05: elite hax0r enters typing class. this is his elite hacking playground, and he loves to confuse the teacher by pressing num lock, and shouting '3y3 hax0red j00!!!'
9:00: typing class is over, and elite hax0r travels to his history class. No 'puters here, so, he strategically places his copy of 2600 inside his history book and memorizes the 'how to steal stuff' article.
9:30: history teacher catches elite hax0r with the clandestine 2600 and takes it away from him. elite hax0r begins a heart-wrenching speel about freedom of speech, and his right as a citizen of this country to read his elite 2600 whenever he pleases. he compares this atrocity to the unjust imprisonment of hax0rs everywhere, and takes comfort in his martyrdom. leet is definitely hearing about this tonight.
10:05: elite hax0r goes to english.
10:50: elite hax0r goes to lunch period. here, he sits with his class in the cafeteria and takes his usual spot near the lunchlady's cashregister so he can write down people's lunch numbers. This comes in handy, as they could possibly use their lunch number as their AOL password. And if not, its always really leet to have even the most insignificant 1nph0z.
11:25: elite hax0r goes to pre algebra. today, he makes the kid in the desk next to him ph33r when he types 1134 on the calculator and holds it upside down. he wonders if this is similar to hacking an LED sign like in 2600..?
12:15: elite hax0r goes to science class where he learns about the reproductive system. elite hax0r excuses himself from class where he performs a quick wetware hack.
1:30: elite hax0r gathers his books and stands in front of the school
1:35: elite hax0r is picked up by the small yellow bus with the power lift on the back.
2:00: elite hax0r is dropped off at home, and he rushes inside to sign on and check his mail.
2:30: after 30 minutes online, elite hax0r is forced to sign off and take a nap. Ms. Hax0r cant have her baby getting cranky.
4:45: elite hax0r wakes up, and begins writing his manifesto, which he plans to present to his history teacher tomorrow.
4:47: elite hax0r gets tired of writing and feels like going outside. he and his little brother ride their bikes around in circles in the carport.
5:15: Ms. Hax0r calls the children inside for dinner.
6:00: hax0r children finish dinner, and elite hax0r asks for permission to get online and hack some stuff.
6:05: elite hax0r battles AOL's perpetual busy signal; its probably just a ploy by AOL to block him from coming online, in ph33r he might hax0r their network.
7:05: elite hax0r continues to hax0r away at AOL's "busy signal"
7:30: finally, elite hax0r crax0rs the busy signal and sneaks his way inside. He checks his mail for leet progs and tries to enter private room 'leet'. But, in another attempt by AOL to bring him down, the room is full (its really just their $3cur1ty 3xp3rt$ trying to keep him out).
7:40: elite hax0r finally busts into 'leet' in 137 tries. he chats with his homies.
8:00: elite hax0r is still chatting with the leets, when Ms. Hax0r picks up the fux0ring telephone and signs him offline.
8:35: after 20 minutes of crax0ring the "busy signal", in an angered retalliation attempt, elite hax0r steals mom's credit cards and scrolls them in 'leet' and 'phreak'.
9:00: elite hax0r finally finishes scrolling, and takes some time to work on his webpage; http://members.aol.com/Leethax0r/index.html. Here, he posts his new hax0r's manifesto, and lists $houtoutZ to his homies in 'leet' and 'punt', and his main chix0r Annie.
10:00: after an hour of figuring out how to use the AOL webpage software, he grows tired of all this brain work, and signs offline.
10:25: leet hax0r brushes his teeth,puts on his kevin mitnick pajamas, and goes to sleep.
11:00: leet hax0r dreams that he is Dade Murphy, and that he is having wild sex0r with Acid Burn, while hacking the FBI's Main Gibson.
6:45am: Elite hax0r is fast asleep, dreaming of haxxing some chix at the beach.
9:25: Elite hax0r wakes up to a small wet spot on his bed, and signs onto AOL (as always, computer is never turned off)
9:30: Elite hax0r checks new mail for elite hacking programs and warez, but instead finds his inbox to be flooded with cool porn mail which he will come back to lat0rz
9:40: After 10 minutes of chatting in with the folks in leet, elite hax0r's mom takes the telephone off the hook (goddamn mom's!)
9:55: Part of the daily routine, m0m and elite hax0r are having an argument about wasted time online.
10:15: elite hax0r rides his bike out to the beach, in search of hot chix0rz
10:40: On the way to the beach, elite hax0r spots an internet cafe, and decides to make a quick hax attempt at some free online time
10:44: Store owner, pheering the skillz of elite hax0r, kicks him out promptly.
10:45: elite hax0r continues trip to beach
1:00: after spending some time searching for chix, elite hax0r gives up and decides to go to his friends house, n00b
1:20: elite hax0r brags about carding his leet0 webcam from buy.com to n00b. (of course, elite hax0r actually got the webcam for his birthday from his mom).
1:25: clearly impressed by the skillz of his elite friend, n00b asks elite hax0r to card him a webcam, using his mother's credit card
2:15: elite hax0r cracks aol's busy signal using his leet auto-redial warez, and signs onto the new aol 9.0 beta, further impressing his friend, n00b.
2:30: elite hax0r gets onto buy.com and cards a webcam for n00b and new dvd-rw for himself, as "commission." Naturally, he cards both items to n00bs house, via fedex next day delivery.
2:45: elite hax0r and n00b crack dr. tcp from dslreports.com and improve their connection speed by 3k
3:15: tired of all this work, n00n and elite hax0r take a nap.
5:00: elite hax0r and n00b wake up, and are disappointed their webcam and dvd-rw have not yet arrived. they decide to log on to buy.com and order them again with a credit card elite hax0r had traded for with 10 porn site passwords, just make sure of their delivery.
5:15: elite hax0r rides his bike home.
6:15: elite hax0r comes home, and eats dinner with his mom, Ms. Hax0r
6:00: hax0r children finish dinner, and elite hax0r asks for permission to get online and hack some stuff.
6:05: elite hax0r battles AOL's perpetual busy signal; its probably just a ploy by AOL to block him from coming online, in ph33r he might hax0r their network.
7:05: elite hax0r continues to hax0r away at AOL's "busy signal" and finally is successful. he enter private room 'leet' where people are discussing about a kid named n00b who got nabbed by the FBI for trying to use stolen credit cards.
7:45: elite hax0r continues work on his haxing manifesto, knowing in his heart it will one day become a new york times bestseller
8:30: after working on his manifesto, elite hax0r decides to take a break and play some battlefield 1942, where he has cracked his game and gets auto-aim and unlimited bullets to terr0rize his enemies with
9:25: leet hax0r brushes his teeth, puts on his kevin mitnick pajamas, and goes to sleep.
10:00: leet hax0r dreams that he is Dade Murphy, and that he is having wild sex0r with Acid Burn, while hacking the FBI's Main Gibson.
7:20am: Elite hax0r wakes up to prepare for another challenging day of 7th grade.
7:25: Elite hax0r signs onto AOL (computer is never turned off)
7:30: Elite hax0r checks new mail for elite hacking programs and warez
7:40: After 10 minutes of chatting in with the folks in leet, elite hax0r's mom takes the telephone off the hook.
7:55: m0m and elite hax0r are having an argument about wasted time online.
8:00: elite hax0r's dad drops him off at Mitnick Middle School
8:05: elite hax0r enters typing class. this is his elite hacking playground, and he loves to confuse the teacher by pressing num lock, and shouting '3y3 hax0red j00!!!'
9:00: typing class is over, and elite hax0r travels to his history class. No 'puters here, so, he strategically places his copy of 2600 inside his history book and memorizes the 'how to steal stuff' article.
9:30: history teacher catches elite hax0r with the clandestine 2600 and takes it away from him. elite hax0r begins a heart-wrenching speel about freedom of speech, and his right as a citizen of this country to read his elite 2600 whenever he pleases. he compares this atrocity to the unjust imprisonment of hax0rs everywhere, and takes comfort in his martyrdom. leet is definitely hearing about this tonight.
10:05: elite hax0r goes to english.
10:50: elite hax0r goes to lunch period. here, he sits with his class in the cafeteria and takes his usual spot near the lunchlady's cashregister so he can write down people's lunch numbers. This comes in handy, as they could possibly use their lunch number as their AOL password. And if not, its always really leet to have even the most insignificant 1nph0z.
11:25: elite hax0r goes to pre algebra. today, he makes the kid in the desk next to him ph33r when he types 1134 on the calculator and holds it upside down. he wonders if this is similar to hacking an LED sign like in 2600..?
12:15: elite hax0r goes to science class where he learns about the reproductive system. elite hax0r excuses himself from class where he performs a quick wetware hack.
1:30: elite hax0r gathers his books and stands in front of the school
1:35: elite hax0r is picked up by the small yellow bus with the power lift on the back.
2:00: elite hax0r is dropped off at home, and he rushes inside to sign on and check his mail.
2:30: after 30 minutes online, elite hax0r is forced to sign off and take a nap. Ms. Hax0r cant have her baby getting cranky.
4:45: elite hax0r wakes up, and begins writing his manifesto, which he plans to present to his history teacher tomorrow.
4:47: elite hax0r gets tired of writing and feels like going outside. he and his little brother ride their bikes around in circles in the carport.
5:15: Ms. Hax0r calls the children inside for dinner.
6:00: hax0r children finish dinner, and elite hax0r asks for permission to get online and hack some stuff.
6:05: elite hax0r battles AOL's perpetual busy signal; its probably just a ploy by AOL to block him from coming online, in ph33r he might hax0r their network.
7:05: elite hax0r continues to hax0r away at AOL's "busy signal"
7:30: finally, elite hax0r crax0rs the busy signal and sneaks his way inside. He checks his mail for leet progs and tries to enter private room 'leet'. But, in another attempt by AOL to bring him down, the room is full (its really just their $3cur1ty 3xp3rt$ trying to keep him out).
7:40: elite hax0r finally busts into 'leet' in 137 tries. he chats with his homies.
8:00: elite hax0r is still chatting with the leets, when Ms. Hax0r picks up the fux0ring telephone and signs him offline.
8:35: after 20 minutes of crax0ring the "busy signal", in an angered retalliation attempt, elite hax0r steals mom's credit cards and scrolls them in 'leet' and 'phreak'.
9:00: elite hax0r finally finishes scrolling, and takes some time to work on his webpage; http://members.aol.com/Leethax0r/index.html. Here, he posts his new hax0r's manifesto, and lists $houtoutZ to his homies in 'leet' and 'punt', and his main chix0r Annie.
10:00: after an hour of figuring out how to use the AOL webpage software, he grows tired of all this brain work, and signs offline.
10:25: leet hax0r brushes his teeth,puts on his kevin mitnick pajamas, and goes to sleep.
11:00: leet hax0r dreams that he is Dade Murphy, and that he is having wild sex0r with Acid Burn, while hacking the FBI's Main Gibson.
6:45am: Elite hax0r is fast asleep, dreaming of haxxing some chix at the beach.
9:25: Elite hax0r wakes up to a small wet spot on his bed, and signs onto AOL (as always, computer is never turned off)
9:30: Elite hax0r checks new mail for elite hacking programs and warez, but instead finds his inbox to be flooded with cool porn mail which he will come back to lat0rz
9:40: After 10 minutes of chatting in with the folks in leet, elite hax0r's mom takes the telephone off the hook (goddamn mom's!)
9:55: Part of the daily routine, m0m and elite hax0r are having an argument about wasted time online.
10:15: elite hax0r rides his bike out to the beach, in search of hot chix0rz
10:40: On the way to the beach, elite hax0r spots an internet cafe, and decides to make a quick hax attempt at some free online time
10:44: Store owner, pheering the skillz of elite hax0r, kicks him out promptly.
10:45: elite hax0r continues trip to beach
1:00: after spending some time searching for chix, elite hax0r gives up and decides to go to his friends house, n00b
1:20: elite hax0r brags about carding his leet0 webcam from buy.com to n00b. (of course, elite hax0r actually got the webcam for his birthday from his mom).
1:25: clearly impressed by the skillz of his elite friend, n00b asks elite hax0r to card him a webcam, using his mother's credit card
2:15: elite hax0r cracks aol's busy signal using his leet auto-redial warez, and signs onto the new aol 9.0 beta, further impressing his friend, n00b.
2:30: elite hax0r gets onto buy.com and cards a webcam for n00b and new dvd-rw for himself, as "commission." Naturally, he cards both items to n00bs house, via fedex next day delivery.
2:45: elite hax0r and n00b crack dr. tcp from dslreports.com and improve their connection speed by 3k
3:15: tired of all this work, n00n and elite hax0r take a nap.
5:00: elite hax0r and n00b wake up, and are disappointed their webcam and dvd-rw have not yet arrived. they decide to log on to buy.com and order them again with a credit card elite hax0r had traded for with 10 porn site passwords, just make sure of their delivery.
5:15: elite hax0r rides his bike home.
6:15: elite hax0r comes home, and eats dinner with his mom, Ms. Hax0r
6:00: hax0r children finish dinner, and elite hax0r asks for permission to get online and hack some stuff.
6:05: elite hax0r battles AOL's perpetual busy signal; its probably just a ploy by AOL to block him from coming online, in ph33r he might hax0r their network.
7:05: elite hax0r continues to hax0r away at AOL's "busy signal" and finally is successful. he enter private room 'leet' where people are discussing about a kid named n00b who got nabbed by the FBI for trying to use stolen credit cards.
7:45: elite hax0r continues work on his haxing manifesto, knowing in his heart it will one day become a new york times bestseller
8:30: after working on his manifesto, elite hax0r decides to take a break and play some battlefield 1942, where he has cracked his game and gets auto-aim and unlimited bullets to terr0rize his enemies with
9:25: leet hax0r brushes his teeth, puts on his kevin mitnick pajamas, and goes to sleep.
10:00: leet hax0r dreams that he is Dade Murphy, and that he is having wild sex0r with Acid Burn, while hacking the FBI's Main Gibson.
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