DS #4423: Astrology DS (USA)

[Rayder]

^^ndsrelease-5662^^

 

[michaeru]

WHats this? The DS can read your horoscope thing?

 

[omgpwn666]

Its rated T for sexual themes...

 

[worlok375]

WHats this? The DS can read your horoscope thing?

Oh I know what it is...IT'S A TRAP!!!

Actually I don't know.

 

[Jdbye]

I officially declare this the winner of the worst boxart, slogan and name of the year.

I'm wondering, what's their target group? Who would possibly buy this? It's not targeted at little kids, but I would laugh if any teenager got this from their parents

Even if it's not shovelware, I can't think of anyone who would want a game like this

 

[kingsanto]

Finally! I've been waiting for this one forever.

 

[worlok375]

I officially declare this the winner of the worst boxart, slogan and name of the year.

I'm wondering, what's their target group? Who would possibly buy this? It's not targeted at little kids, but I would laugh if any teenager got this from their parents

Even if it's not shovelware, I can't think of anyone who would want a game like this

The USA cover is ok, but the other one is HORRIBLE! I mean I don't even know who that guy is so I really don't want him on my ds.

 

[SPH73]

Astrology is for the weak minded and the stupid.

 

[Link5084]

What I find most surprising is this game rated Teen when it's an educational game. Also what kind of sexual themes can you find in this game based on Astrology? ?_?

 

[BraveToaster]

Astrology =/= Astronomy

 

[lincruste]

What I find most surprising is this game rated Teen when it's an educational game. Also what kind of sexual themes can you find in this game based on Astrology? ?_?

Astrology is all about sexual frustration and mate finding, which might explain this "T" rating. (It's also all about confusion between real science and fortune-telling, but I don't think rating committees really care about that in their god driven quest for hidden nipples)

 

[miketh2005]

so is this good or shovelware??? whats it even about?

 

[DarkMega NT Warr]

so is this good or shovelware??? whats it even about?

From the NFO...Get your horoscope daily, right on your DS! Enter your birthday and year, as well as other pertinent information. Then, get information dealing with all aspects of your life, tailored just for you. Keep track of the phases of the moon and your natural biorhythm to help you through challenges and thrills. You'll also get information based on your birth constellation. You can even combine two people's horoscopes to check on their compatibility! For those seriously interested in the subject, the title also offers in-depth information on all aspects of Astrology. Take part in three courses, designed to make you a stargazing pro. There are even mini-games with an Astrology theme!

 

[Brian117]

This got me thinking...they really need to release a DS game that is all about the universe and space using 3D planets and you can free roam the universe with 3D models. Now that would be awesome. Then they could tell you different specs about each planet, galaxies, stars, etc.

 

[bRKcRE]

ok, so i know astrology and astronomy are 2 different things, but as they both use stars n stuff, is this game gunna make sense for the southern hemisphere? or is it using data related to teh north only?

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ok, so i know astrology and astronomy are 2 different things, but as they both use stars n stuff, is this game gunna make sense for the southern hemisphere? or is it using data related to teh north only?

 

[bRKcRE]

This got me thinking...they really need to release a DS game that is all about the universe and space using 3D planets and you can free roam the universe with 3D models. Now that would be awesome. Then they could tell you different specs about each planet, galaxies, stars, etc.

that would indeed be awesome, but i do have a few doubts about the DSs 3d capability for somethign on such a scale.....maybe the solar syatem could be done, but teh universe??? we still don't even know how many stars are out there..

 

[Raika]

I'll pass on Astrology, I prefer Geography.

 

[Brian117]

This got me thinking...they really need to release a DS game that is all about the universe and space using 3D planets and you can free roam the universe with 3D models. Now that would be awesome. Then they could tell you different specs about each planet, galaxies, stars, etc.

that would indeed be awesome, but i do have a few doubts about the DSs 3d capability for somethign on such a scale.....maybe the solar syatem could be done, but teh universe??? we still don't even know how many stars are out there..

True...but if you have ever used cheat codes to get out of the map on Metroid Prime Hunters DS, you will see it will have full capabilities of a large area. You could fly so high out of the map that the whole level will be one pixel sized on the top screen.

We should suggest that game to someone.

 

[bRKcRE]

This got me thinking...they really need to release a DS game that is all about the universe and space using 3D planets and you can free roam the universe with 3D models. Now that would be awesome. Then they could tell you different specs about each planet, galaxies, stars, etc.

that would indeed be awesome, but i do have a few doubts about the DSs 3d capability for somethign on such a scale.....maybe the solar syatem could be done, but teh universe??? we still don't even know how many stars are out there..

True...but if you have ever used cheat codes to get out of the map on Metroid Prime Hunters DS, you will see it will have full capabilities of a large area. You could fly so high out of the map that the whole level will be one pixel sized on the top screen.

We should suggest that game to someone.

maps in metroid are alot smaller than the universe would be tho...im not wanting to rain on your parade, im just being practical..who knows, maybe the extra power and ram of the DSi can pull it off sumday??

 

[Magmorph]

This got me thinking...they really need to release a DS game that is all about the universe and space using 3D planets and you can free roam the universe with 3D models. Now that would be awesome. Then they could tell you different specs about each planet, galaxies, stars, etc.

Spore?