DO YOU NEED HELP GETTING YOUR WIFE TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH?

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by ComeTurismO, Nov 11, 2012.

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Has this helped you?

  1. YES! THANKS!

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  2. No, and this thread is shit.

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  1. ComeTurismO
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    ComeTurismO CTO

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    Well hello, aren't you a hungry man? You're watching a TV show, or playing video games, and you're too lazy to get the food yourself, huh?
    Well, if YOU follow my guide, I promise you: Your living will be easy.

    Write a Poem. With a code in it, that lets her know you want a sandwich.

    NOTE: This is the most sweetest, most romantic way; to get your wife to make you a sandwich.

    An example?
    Man, I am proud to be the Hubby of [Insert Wife(s) Name Here]
    A day is a day when you spend time with your lovely wife.
    Kind wife you are, [Wife(s) name]!
    Ending a day, will also be fine, because I get to cuddle in with you.

    Man, I am proud to be the Hubby of [Insert Wife(s) Name Here]
    Ending a day, will also be fine, because I get to cuddle in with you.

    A day is a day when you spend time with your lovely wife.

    So, I know I am repeating myself, it's because, ITS TRUE!
    A day is a day when you spend time with your lovely wife.
    Now, I see you must be laughing and smiling, but.. I love you!
    Dear Awesome [Wife's/Wives Name], AGAIN, I LOVE YOU!
    Why am I weird? I just feel so happy when I express my feelings about you!
    I LOVE YOU
    Corn on the Cob, wanna go and eat some?
    Hey dear, there is a code in the poem, look for it!

    --
    You see? If you are going to use my poem, print it out, and while your hungry, have it with you, call your wife, and give it to her.



    now this is etiquette!*

    I know, i didn't use proper grammar, so I beg you don't cry/

     
  2. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    This thread is like a Spam Email.
    You know what I do with spam emails?
    I delete them and laugh at the wasted time the author spent on them.

    Legendary Temper.
    I laugh at your wasted time.
    Ha
    Ha.

    Ha
     
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  3. ComeTurismO
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    ComeTurismO CTO

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    Um I didn't make the poem.
     
  4. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    I didnt say you did.
    I said you wasted time with this thread.
    And I find you amusing,
     
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  5. ComeTurismO
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    Actually I'm stuck inside, with all my systems in use, and TV is broken, nor can go outside, so I really can't do anything for now in the dark except this.. actually. Nor I can't go outside in the cold.
     
  6. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Read a Book
     
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  7. ComeTurismO
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    Actually, my whole book shelf was thrown out, because I took the last cookie out a month ago.
     
  8. Black-Ice

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Whoa... Blice are you talking to yourself?
     
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  10. Gahars

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    GBAtemp verse,
    Like an overcharged Roomba,
    Sucks quite thoroughly.
     
  11. ComeTurismO
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    Um, doesn't that mean that everyone including you is wasting their time in the EoF?
     
  12. Skixy

    Skixy Fight me.

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    Away from you.
    Pardon me, no offence, but, was your name foot or leg?





    jk lol
     
  13. _kbnft

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    You are an
    My wives love making me corn on the cob sandwiches. ^_^
     
  14. DrOctapu

    DrOctapu Magnificent Bastard

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    Hell.
    If this poem were an image it'd have a "hosted at ebaumsworld.com" watermark on it. I've seen funnier shit in emails from my grandma.
     
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  15. Black-Ice

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    I am, coz everyone else sucks ;O;
     
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