I have a story!
In order to wash your face quick, you must wet your peener in warm piss. Then, punch it across your face 69 times. This will wash off any remainig jizz. When you are done you should raip the cloth in boiling hot water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a nother mans peener to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away Sucubuses. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience Genital cancer the first time you try this. Consult your prostitute if you break out in 3 seconds. This works well on your moobies (man boobies) too!