Dirty jokes on kids shows.

[Man18]

Honey I Shrunk the Kids- The episode where they get sucked into the tv with the goofy remote there was a Leave it to Beaver parody where the kids name was cooter instead of beaver. (funny thing is beaver and cooter are names for female reproductive organs)

 

[DeMoN]

It doesn't matter because kids won't understand it, and most of the time the parents don't either.

 

[Westside]

On the incredibles. The blue person looked at mr. and mr. incredible, and said "You got married??!!" and then looked at their kids and said "and got busy!"
ROFLDONKEYBALLCLAYMOREDICKPENISBBQWTFLOLOL

 

[fischju]

Not exactly dirty, but I think some of why I'm so messed up can be explained by Pete and Pete:
(very hot day, little Pete is laying on grass under tree) 'Arnie, it is so hot, kill me now!' (Arnie in tree directly above with magnifying glass, focusing it onto Pete's head) 'Don't worry little buddy, soon you will be like cheese!'

 

[tinymonkeyt]

On the incredibles. The blue person looked at mr. and mr. incredible, and said "You got married??!!" and then looked at their kids and said "and got busy!"
ROFLDONKEYBALLCLAYMOREDICKPENISBBQWTFLOLOL

haha i remember that
blue guys name is syndrome btw

 

[Doomsday Forte]

"blah blah blah Piston Cup."
"They did WHAT in their cups?!"

Taken from Cars.

 

[natkoden]

"blah blah blah Piston Cup."
"They did WHAT in their cups?!"

Taken from Cars.

hahha, clever!

 

[myuusmeow]

'Nuff said.

 

[podunk1269]

rocko's modern life when Heafer a bull, fell in love with the milking machine

 

[Lazycus]

I've always enjoyed when Spongebob is watching 'pink sea anenome porn' on the TV and Gary comes in and surprises him. He jumps and fumbles around with the remote control and starts changing channels and says something like "Just looking for the football game!". Not really dirty, but just sexual innuendo like in your example that kids miss entirely.

 

[coolbho3000]

I've always enjoyed when Spongebob is watching 'pink sea anenome porn' on the TV and Gary comes in and surprises him. He jumps and fumbles around with the remote control and starts changing channels and says something like "Just looking for the football game!". Not really dirty, but just sexual innuendo like in your example that kids miss entirely.

Eh? But sea anemones aren't even sentient creatures in the show, they're like plants.

 

[.TakaM]

I've always enjoyed when Spongebob is watching 'pink sea anenome porn' on the TV and Gary comes in and surprises him. He jumps and fumbles around with the remote control and starts changing channels and says something like "Just looking for the football game!". Not really dirty, but just sexual innuendo like in your example that kids miss entirely.

Eh? But sea anemones aren't even sentient creatures in the show, they're like plants.

a testament to spongebobs' perversion

 

[Man18]

I've always enjoyed when Spongebob is watching 'pink sea anenome porn' on the TV and Gary comes in and surprises him. He jumps and fumbles around with the remote control and starts changing channels and says something like "Just looking for the football game!". Not really dirty, but just sexual innuendo like in your example that kids miss entirely.

Its not like he is watching porn its like he is watching something girly and changes it when another guy walks in.


Although considering the whole way S As reproduce is pretty much just a money shot shooting little guys in the air its possible.

 

[Hadrian]

Kids TV here use to be full of dirty jokes, why do you think I've got such a rotten mind?

Nowadays though its different, stupid PC wankers.

 

[R2DJ]

This thread reminded me of Ren and Stimpy.

I also remember that Spongebob episode with Spongebob and Patrick taking care of a pearl who grew up. When it left them, Patrick said at the ending, "Let's make another."

ROFL

 

[hdofu]

Dirty jokes are often stuck in kids shows and movies. The Chippetes singing to a bunch of giant snakes "Getting lucky" seems a bit risque by todays standards.

 

[kikuchiyo]

Cooter is also an old Southern word for pond turtles. From there it became the slang for female genitalia.

 

[jan777]

Sponge bob is FULL of dirty jokes, i dont think i ever saw an episode without jokes only grown ups should understand....it is always implied not stated

 

[Garcimak]

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[SG]

THIS