Dad jokes

[Noctosphere]

TVs are getting so big, it's insane
Look at my brand new tv compared to my dishwasher

 

[Xdqwerty]

 

[SylverReZ]

 

[BakerMan]

Why was the cross eyed teacher upset?
She couldn't control her pupils.

 

[K3Nv4]

I didn't pay child support.

 

[SylverReZ]

I didn't pay child support.

Bet you didn't pay taxes, so you know what means...

 

[BakerMan]

Bet you didn't pay taxes, so you know what means...

Yoshi moment
(does anyone else remember when that was a thing?

 

[CoolMe]

TVs are getting so big, it's insane
Look at my brand new tv compared to my dishwasher
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Solution: Get a tall dishwasher

 

[impeeza]

I tried donkey meat recently, I don't recommend it, it taste like ass.

 

[CoolMe]

"What type of bird gives the best head? A swallow."

 

[impeeza]

What's the difference between a slice of pizza and a dead man? -a slice of pizza can't feed a whole family.

 

[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

What's the difference between a slice of pizza and a dead man? -a slice of pizza can't feed a whole family.

Endo-cannibalism joke?

 

[BakerMan]

when does a joke become a dad joke?
when it becomes a dad joke
edit: meant to say apparent, but that works too lmfao

 

[Cranesbill]

We got a classic here,
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better

 

[x65943]

 

[impeeza]

What do you call a horny square? -An erect-tangle

 

[Noctosphere]

 

[impeeza]

My jobs allows me to hookup with somany people I want. I really love to be a mortician.

 

[impeeza]

What's big, white and can't climb trees? -a refrigerator