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Start date Jan 24, 2024
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Noctosphere

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Jan 24, 2024

#1

TVs are getting so big, it's insane
Look at my brand new tv compared to my dishwasher

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Xdqwerty

Im bored (he/she/they)

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Jan 24, 2024

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SylverReZ

The planet is fine. The people are crazy.

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Jan 24, 2024

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Xdqwerty said:

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BakerMan

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Jan 25, 2024

#4

Why was the cross eyed teacher upset?
She couldn't control her pupils.

K3Nv2

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Jan 25, 2024

#5

I didn't pay child support.

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SylverReZ

The planet is fine. The people are crazy.

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Jan 25, 2024

#6

K3Nv2 said:
I didn't pay child support.

Bet you didn't pay taxes, so you know what means...

BakerMan

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Jan 25, 2024

#7

SylverReZ said:
Bet you didn't pay taxes, so you know what means...

Yoshi moment
(does anyone else remember when that was a thing?

CoolMe

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Jan 25, 2024

#8

Noctosphere said:
TVs are getting so big, it's insane
Look at my brand new tv compared to my dishwasher
View attachment 416014

Solution: Get a tall dishwasher

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