How long must I keep things under wraps?

[MPRTwice]

I already became the _bloody_ _guvnor_ the other day, and I am not _crusin' for a bruisin'_ right now. How long must I keep things under _wraps_? I'm already a _cut_ _above_ the _rest_ as it is, even when I have no particular _drive_ to go the _gym_ for long today; I already have my sixteen pokemon badges after easy one _hit_ _KO's_ of those _gym leaders_.

I did not even need to see _red_. I just figured since y'all were poking fun you could _poke_ _fun_ at me _right_ now, just not on the wounds; don't add _salt_ to the wounds_ if one already feels _french-fried_. I _left_ the other hand out of the _picture_; they say it is a _crazy hand_ that can _super smash_ _sandbags_ during an _ultimate_ _bros._ _home_ _run_ _contest_.

Did I get _a new record_ on _pun_ch-lines here? I'd like to outpun some game franchise and make it look like a _draggin_ _quest_ _eleven_ _time_s over, not with _dad_/_bad_ jokes, but _papi_ jokes. Could I be the joke-king? Perhaps I merely _jest_, but my jokes are a _knockout_ to my opponents. And I work with jets that go _sonic and knuckles_ at many _miles_ per hour.

 

[yankii]

I already became the _bloody_ _guvnor_ the other day

You got a loicense for that, m8?

 

[The Real Jdbye]

I already became the _bloody_ _guvnor_ the other day, and I am not _crusin' for a bruisin'_ right now. How long must I keep things under _wraps_? I'm already a _cut_ _above_ the _rest_ as it is, even when I have no particular _drive_ to go the _gym_ for long today; I already have my sixteen pokemon badges after easy one _hit_ _KO's_ of those _gym leaders_.

I did not even need to see _red_. I just figured since y'all were poking fun you could _poke_ _fun_ at me _right_ now, just not on the wounds; don't add _salt_ to the wounds_ if one already feels _french-fried_. I _left_ the other hand out of the _picture_; they say it is a _crazy hand_ that can _super smash_ _sandbags_ during an _ultimate_ _bros._ _home_ _run_ _contest_.

Did I get _a new record_ on _pun_ch-lines here? I'd like to outpun some game franchise and make it look like a _draggin_ _quest_ _eleven_ _time_s over, not with _dad_/_bad_ jokes, but _papi_ jokes. Could I be the joke-king? Perhaps I merely _jest_, but my jokes are a _knockout_ to my opponents. And I work with jets that go _sonic and knuckles_ at many _miles_ per hour.

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I hope you didn't overpay for those badges. They're not official merch, and they're dirt cheap from China.

 

[MPRTwice]

You got a loicense for that, m8?

"Oi! Me brusies and blood aught to be just right for it."

 

[MPRTwice]

I hope you didn't overpay for those badges. They're not official merch, and they're dirt cheap from China.

"Always was."

(It's the whole concept: being called an absolute idiot and word that rhymes with kneetard and being abused while being told I was utterly inept and was a sad excuse for a martial artist, to defeating the best in the world, special forces included, and more.

I was the write-off turned best at the field; why do people suppose it's so easy for me to teach "write-off" students and call it out far in advance for when they run engineering businesses and put prodigy work to shame? I see myself in them. Those who struggle the most, can do the best.")

"
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
"

I won against the best one back in 2020; funny and perhaps ironic that the show pretty much concluded the same year as my real life victory, the day my best former instructor retired and we held nothing back. It was then or never; I won (and he was shocked and upset about it, to my surprise). I expected him to double his routine (every time he ever missed, even when his opponents had no chance, he would do a thousand of whatever he missed on the same day, so that he never misses again) so I trained much harder _after_ I won ("don't be lazy after a victory!"), but he actually hung up the gloves once I defeated him. No one was expecting that victory at the time, not even me.

 

[K3Nv4]

Tl:dr: you're a mummy for Halloween

 

[MPRTwice]

Tl:dr: you're a mummy for Halloween