"Dad at 13"

[cornaljoe]

OMG I didn't believe it could happen...

BUT THIS JUST GOT SO MUCH MORE WEIRDER

According to this site, up to EIGHT other teenage boys of various ages are claiming that they might be the father...and one of them wants a DNA test on the baby to prove that he IS the father.

This has crossed the line into Jerry Springer.

What the FUCK. That girl is a WHORE.

QUOTEAnd amazingly the News Of The World has uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as EIGHT teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex.

Holy Shit.

wow just wow
15 and already sleeping around like the town whore
did she do it to collet the UK's version of social welfare?

It seems she is what you would call "A Practice Girl"

. On a serious note this new generation is so fucked its not even funny. When I was 13 I was trading pokemon cards not thinking about sex. Now practically everyone 12-14 are talking about sex and sexual experiences like its normal. And they do it in public places without caring who can hear. One would think they are just making things up but some of is too specific to be made up.

 

[yikkyon]

Soooo this 15 year-old girl did like 10 different guys....
But a 13 year-old who looks like he's in 4th grade is the father...
1) This kid's wang size is probably 1 inches or something... How can THAT be the dad?!
2) Who would even do a girl as UGLY as THAT!? (she looks like a 30 year-old!!!)

 

[spotanjo3]

Soooo this 15 year-old girl did like 10 different guys....
But a 13 year-old who looks like he's in 4th grade is the father...
1) This kid's wang size is probably 1 inches or something... How can THAT be the dad?!
2) Who would even do a girl as UGLY as THAT!? (she looks like a 30 year-old!!!)

1) The wang size doesnt matter at any age. Some of the 13 years old boy's wang can be bigger than you because I was one of them, jeez. Come on!

2) That's not very nice of you. Be nice. Nobody's perfect.

 

[Advi]

I guess even kids need a good hoe once in a while.

 

[airpirate545]

Horny 13 yos will do anyone who will open their legs for em.

 

[spotanjo3]

What's wrong with you people ? Why make fun of them ? You people are cruel, man!

 

[yikkyon]

I blame the BAD Rap "music" for this....
Most of the bad ones always talk about doing whores like a donkey or something like that.
The good ones seem to be about other things like pursuing life's dream's





BTW At age 13, kids should be doing GBATemp! At least I am right now...

 

[euphemism]

I think everybody's perspective is a bit distorted, I myself am turning fifteen soon and as far as I can remember 13 year olds can have developed bodies, myself having been one of them. Alfie; not so much. What amazes me personally is someone not being educated enough to know what the word financially means.

 

[Ferrariman]

What amazes me personally is someone not being educated enough to know what the word financially means.

My thoughts exactly. How the fuck does a thirteen year old not know what financially means? He must be really stupid.

 

[xanth]

What's wrong with you people ? Why make fun of them ? You people are cruel, man!

People tend to get all schadenfreude over stuff like this, especially on the net (where've you been?). It's nothing personal, more like "WTF...how does this even happen" kind of thing. In any case, I'm sure that if someone here actually had to do something about this, they'd probably try to help out.

That said, apparently none of us are in a position to help/teach some sense to the kids in question, so all we're left to do is marvel at all the stupid that seems to be floating around.

Also, while we're blaming things that those kids today are into, I don't remember Harry Potter ever using the word "financially." Bet the kid knows what a "horcrux" is though.

 

[pieman202]

i heard on the news he wants a dna test to prove he's the real dad

 

[Edgedancer]

I blame the BAD Rap "music" for this....
Most of the bad ones always talk about doing whores like a donkey or something like that.
The good ones seem to be about other things like pursuing life's dream's

I blame bratz.

 

[enarky]

I blame bratz.

I blame garbage like "Imagine, Babyz".

 

[DarkRey]

i heard on the news he wants a dna test to prove he's the real dad

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090216/tuk-da...on-45dbed5.html

 

[Wilson735]

WTF

 

[p1ngpong]

Heres another image of the happy "family" together. Amazingly this one manages to make the boy look even younger and the girl even older.

They really should try turning on those pads though.

 

[Rigle]

poor family...

 

[Tanas]

Alfi Patten, the 13 year old father has joined 'Fathers for Justice'.
In an interview he said "it made sense as I already have a Spiderman outfit"

 

[Law]

Heres another image of the happy "family" together. Amazingly this one manages to make the boy look even younger and the girl even older.

They really should try turning on those pads though.

They probably don't even have the Playstation, chances are the reporters just threw some controllers at them.

I must admit though, that is some excellent parenting. Totally ignore the kid and just play videogames whilst having it uncomfortably held

QUOTEAlfi Patten, the 13 year old father has joined 'Fathers for Justice'.
In an interview he said "it made sense as I already have a Spiderman outfit"

My first thought after reading that was "Bullshit", but after thinking about it a bit more it could actually be true.

 

[Hop2089]

That pic is fake and either they were handed controllers and posed for publicity or money, then there's the fact that the pic could also have been professionally edited with Photoshop or something more advanced.