"Dad at 13"

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Feb 13, 2009

"Dad at 13" by dice at 4:32 PM (15,088 Views / 0 Likes) 155 replies

  1. dice
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    What suprises me the most personally is that they found someone more infertile that Costello [​IMG].
     


  2. da_head

    Member da_head A dying dream..

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    what in god's name?! how old is the mother?
     
  3. Minox

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    She's 15.

    And I still can't believe that he's 13, he looks more like he's 8 or something.
     
  4. iamtheWalrus

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    JAYSUS!! That's what he looks like!
    How the hell did he do the you know what?
    The mother was 15 as far as I know and this is a quote from the kid:
    "I hope I'll be a good father even though my Dad stopped my pocket money."
    Or something like that.
    Edit:Oops beaten to the age. [​IMG]
     
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    What a joker! Suprised he managed to get a boner at that age n knew what to do! Well in I guess? As for the mum....Dirty dirty slag!
     
  6. Maz7006

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    SO whats next....weirdest thing I've heard today.
     
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    But yeah, WTF? :wtf:
     
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    Wow, just.... wow.
     
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    wow freakin ridiculousness this is y im for neutering humans... hill billy bumpkins
     
  10. Sonicslasher

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    I'm surprised how healthy the baby looks! [​IMG]
     
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    Lol, the babys nearly as big as the dad! By time its 1 the dad's gunna be running scared of it.
     
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    OMG she looks like a crack whore.... and on top o that she should be in jail for raping that poor lil 3 yo boy [​IMG]
     
  13. Prophet

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    Yeah, that seems about right.
     
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    Actually its the boy who could go jail for rape. Regardless of whos older and if she consented, as shes under 15 he's commited statutory rape.
     
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    how long until the next baby arrives? [​IMG]
     
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    I said this at work & everyone jumped on me & said I was wrong.

    In the video thats floating about the reporter asks "how will you cope, financially?" and the 13yr old kid replies "what's 'financially'?"






    [​IMG]
     
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    Am I still in planet Earth?

    As far as I can remember, adults make babies. It is wrong and humiliating for little people to make babies.

    Damn...
     
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    well im pretty sure we're both correct.
     
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    sigh...what a pity, isn't it the older person who is consider raping an underage?
     
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    How the hell did that 6-year-old produce sperm? [​IMG]
     

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