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[CoolMe]

 

[AncientBoi]

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Really? And a prize?

 

[CoolMe]

Really? And a prize?

Yea, prolly a custom one made for the private parts..

 

[CoolMe]

 

[CoolMe]

Mighty good investment imo..

 

[Noctosphere]

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Mighty good investment imo..

theyll see jesus anywhere they want
HEY I SAW A JESUS FACE IN A ZELDA'S FECES UPON INSPECTION OF HER LITTER
ILL SELL IT TO YOU FOR ONLY 100 BUCKS, MUCH MORE WORTH IT THAN THIS BANANA RIGHT????

 

[CoolMe]

theyll see jesus anywhere they want
HEY I SAW A JESUS FACE IN A ZELDA'S FECES UPON INSPECTION OF HER LITTER
ILL SELL IT TO YOU FOR ONLY 100 BUCKS, MUCH MORE WORTH IT THAN THIS BANANA RIGHT????

Was she shitting Jesus faces this whole time?

 

[Noctosphere]

Was she shitting Jesus faces this whole time?

exactly, come one, 50$ each... no matter the size

 

[slaphappygamer]

Come buy some shit! I’m trading what I can for a decent throttle for my scooter that I found on the side of the freeway. Serious inquiries ONLY!! NO FLAKES!

 

[Noctosphere]

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Come buy some shit! I’m trading what I can for a decent throttle for my scooter that I found on the side of the freeway. Serious inquiries ONLY!! NO FLAKES!

what kind of torture device is that???

 

[slaphappygamer]

It’s a sit down scooter made by Sharper Image from 300 years ago. It’s electric and didn’t “come” with any batteries. I opened the controller and saw the caps are 50 volts, not enough of a ceiling for a 48 volt battery. Since a fully charged lithium ion 48 volt battery charges to 54.4 volts, I could only over volt it to 36 volts. I’ve got 3 12v 8ah batteries (found in a different location) in series to create a 36 volt battery. The 36 volt arrangement charges to 44.2 volts, well below the 50 volt limit of the caps.

Enough of the battery things, this scooter had no seat. I “acquired” one from another bike. IT FITS!!! I also “borrowed” the brake assembly from a little girls bike. That’s my throttle now, but my conscience is barking at me to “give” it back. The bike has coaster brakes, so I probably won’t give the brake cable back.

The motor is listed as a 24v 300 watt motor. With a 36 volt battery at 8 ah, I can produce 288 watts. This could be my new commuter. I just need a proper throttle!

 

[Noctosphere]

lol'd at it
says it's "in sales"

 

[Noctosphere]

exactly, come one, 50$ each... no matter the size

managed to sell 2 so far
Had to bargain because the guy wanted a deal for both...
I said I could sell a lot more but he said he only needed two to complete his collection... I didn't ask...

 

[CoolMe]

 

[Noctosphere]

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hey coolme, what kind of warning did you get from "le dino"?

 

[CoolMe]

hey coolme, what kind of warning did you get from "le dino"?

I didn't. But i guess both images i posted were NSFW (i did put the spoiler warning btw) and provocative in a way, so whatever..

 

[CoolMe]

 

[Deleted member 578956]

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reminds me of this video



The Huge Airpod sounds wonderful

 

[CoolMe]

Look how cute he is..

 

[Noctosphere]

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Look how cute he is..

stuffed fetus?
@Costello ....and that puke reaction... when...?