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Mocking the devil: a parody.

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x65943 said:
"tattoo advertisements which I proved are carcinogenic"

Please show this proof that an ad can cause cancer
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if anyone got tattoos due to them being advertised, and at least one did, then my proof is valid; loads of new mma places opened up and at least one person there decided to get a new tattoo: the advertisement caused a carcinogen on another person, you lose.
 
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satan really has it out for me.

never saw such an idiot spirit this obsessed with making me dead before.

seven assassination attempts against me on one day? what set the idiot off this time?

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K3Nv4 said:
Should've learned from the pope mobile and got bigger glass windshields
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since the pope died, satan's been aching. he can't find any ideal candidate better than me for the position of the Main Antichrist, and I rejected him so thoroughly.

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What's wrong, satan? Out of juice? Cat's out of the fluffy bloated bag? Can't beat my boxing? Things too heavy for you? In a state of shock? you got schooled? I'm worth more than my weight in gold? Lol!

satan: "we need to lie low; he obviously found us out."
jezebel spirit: "but sir, he crushed all of it!"
satan: "not all of it; we still hold the presidency, the freemason guilds, and the other avenues. we might not be able to get him, but we will search for the best replacement we can."
jezebel spirit: "a tall order, sir. pope francis' death crippled us. and the destruction of our drug trade industry happened at the worst possible time."
satan: "I'll get him: I'll kill him!"

satan: "shoot! he found out!"
jezebel spirit: "oh [redacted]!"
satan: "he knows! KILL HIM!"
 
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MPRTwice said:
since the pope died, satan's been aching. he can't find any ideal candidate better than me for the position of the Main Antichrist, and I rejected him so thoroughly.

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What's wrong, satan? Out of juice? Cat's out of the fluffy bloated bag? Can't beat my boxing? Things too heavy for you? In a state of shock? you got schooled? I'm worth more than my weight in gold? Lol!

satan: "we need to lie low; he obviously found us out."
jezebel spirit: "but sir, he crushed all of it!"
satan: "not all of it; we still hold the presidency, the freemason guilds, and the other avenues. we might not be able to get him, but we will search for the best replacement we can."
jezebel spirit: "a tall order, sir. pope francis' death crippled us. and the destruction of our drug trade industry happened at the worst possible time."
satan: "I'll get him: I'll kill him!"

satan: "shoot! he found out!"
jezebel spirit: "oh [redacted]!"
satan: "he knows! KILL HIM!"
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Number of posts without car video: 43
 
MPRTwice said:
since the pope died, satan's been aching. he can't find any ideal candidate better than me for the position of the Main Antichrist, and I rejected him so thoroughly.

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What's wrong, satan? Out of juice? Cat's out of the fluffy bloated bag? Can't beat my boxing? Things too heavy for you? In a state of shock? you got schooled? I'm worth more than my weight in gold? Lol!

satan: "we need to lie low; he obviously found us out."
jezebel spirit: "but sir, he crushed all of it!"
satan: "not all of it; we still hold the presidency, the freemason guilds, and the other avenues. we might not be able to get him, but we will search for the best replacement we can."
jezebel spirit: "a tall order, sir. pope francis' death crippled us. and the destruction of our drug trade industry happened at the worst possible time."
satan: "I'll get him: I'll kill him!"

satan: "shoot! he found out!"
jezebel spirit: "oh [redacted]!"
satan: "he knows! KILL HIM!"
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Cats are basically mini versions of Satan.
 
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x65943 said:
still no video

you, a confirmed liar

it's okay we already knew that when you failed to present your sims save file
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who said I would produce a car video? you. so, of course you lied, actually. Meanwhile you have yet to produce a chain snapping punch video, which I said I would, and did.

projection does not work when I have Faith and works, and you have, at best, dead faith.

Now, where is that chain snapping punch video of yours? do you have one?
 
satan: "another jezebel spirit is dead, and he lives."
jezebel spirit C: "we did our best; he is too much."
 
"
[Verse 1]
There's a man who defeats strife and danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are the new world order won't live to see him tomorrow

[Chorus]
Secret asian man, secret asian man
The KCIA's given you a number
And failed to destroy you, to their shame

[Verse 2]
Be wary of "friendly" faces that you find
A "friendly" face can hide an evil mind
Ah, be wary of what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are the new world order won't live to see him tomorrow

[Chorus]
Secret asian man, secret asian man
The KCIA's given you a number
And failed to destroy you, to their shame

[Defeating all of combat sports Solo]

[Chorus]
Secret asian man, secret asian man
The KCIA's given you a number
And failed to destroy you, to their shame

[Verse 3]
Swingin' faster than Anderson Silva all day,
And then layin' flat all of karate the next day
Oh no, you let your guard slip
While reading my persuasive lips:
Odds are the new world order won't live to see him tomorrow

[Chorus]
Secret asian man, secret asian man
The KCIA's given you a number
And failed to destroy you, to their shame

[Outro]
Secret asian man
"
 
MPRTwice said:
"
[Verse 1]
There's a man who defeats strife and danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are the new world order won't live to see him tomorrow

[Chorus]
Secret asian man, secret asian man
They've given you a number
And failed to destroy you, to their shame

[Verse 2]
Be wary of "friendly" faces that you find
A "friendly" face can hide an evil mind
Ah, be wary of what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are the new world order won't live to see him tomorrow

[Chorus]
Secret asian man, secret asian man
They've given you a number
And failed to destroy you, to their shame

[Defeating all of combat sports Solo]

[Chorus]
Secret asian man, secret asian man
They've given you a number
And failed to destroy you, to their shame

[Verse 3]
Swingin' faster than Anderson Silva all day,
And then layin' flat all of karate the next day
Oh no, you let your guard slip
While reading my persuasive lips:
Odds are the new world order won't live to see him tomorrow

[Chorus]
Secret asian man, secret asian man
They've given you a number
And failed to destroy you, to their shame

[Outro]
Secret asian man
"
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still no car video huh?

boy you are gonna have A LOT to answer to gOD about for your lies
 
x65943 said:
still no car video huh?

boy you are gonna have A LOT to answer to gOD about for your lies
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Don't need to: the god of this world already knows how I got combat sports to lie down in defeat so many times and made him my footstool:

 

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