Corrupt a wish!

[Coltonamore]

Granted but its grand thift auto san andraes

I wish to lp video games starting with the earthbound mother series

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get bored by the first mother game

I wish I had the patience to finish mother 3 :/ everything 1-hit-ko's me... I blame my low level ._.;

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted level up more

I wish to have peter griffion say gentail worts like on that epasode

I don't think you know but I beat mother 1 on the gba like 18 times

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you have genital warts
And nice... It bores me personally... I can't replay it >_

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but never

I wish to beat the tar out of porky

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you have to force feed him tar first

I wish that you cannot grasp the true form of giygas's attack

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but its all redey like that in earth bound

I wish to be batman so I can kill the joker

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but your parents have to be dead first.

I wish I was spiderman so I could shoot sticky white stuff at people.

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but not because you faked it and the real spider man beat you up


I wish for the plant jake licked the crap off of in that one epasode

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now giant bean pods have butts and are no longer filled with icecream... but poop...

I wish for a more tasteful resolution to my wish

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but it more like shit



I wish to kill homur simpson

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you kill him be feeding him an endless amount of donuts

I wish for a poisoned donut

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted you die from the (bleep)ing poision


I wish to have grand thift auto

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your now guilty of grand theft auto

I wish to be innocent of these preposterous allegatio- oh... wait, I'm not one on trial here~ SHUCKS TO BE YOU!!!

 

[Coltonamore]

Gtanted but not


I wish to have pokemon yellow

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get pokemon red instead.

I wish for pokemon bill cosby version

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for a cosby version of castlevania

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

I wish for a cosby version of everything

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but they all suck

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I erase your wish from the space time continuum

I wish for a new space time continuum