Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but everyone else lives a miserable life. Also, it looks like an angry mob with torches and pitchforks is right outside your house. Have a happy life!

I wish I wasn't prone to getting sick...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your now you're stuck in a wheel chair... I mean you can still use your legs, but you are physically stuck to the wheelchair...

I wish I could spend a day without getting a headache...

 

[Hydreigon]

you're*
Granted, but you still get them every other day.

I wish I wasn't such a huge grammar nazi.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but we both forget I made that mistake

I wish I knew why getting compliments irks me so much...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but...*is drunk* ooh, i love your mane! did i tell you how awesome it was? you're kinda...cute~ and...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I wish I knew why ponies keep me from sleeping and/or doing my work.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, because they are awesome!!!

I wish for world ponyfication.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you unfortunately ponify a world full of pony haters.

I wish I was more callous to everything I see or hear.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I'll still you~

I wish I could set up a hugely elaborate plan that will take several centuries to fully enact...

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted, but I'll still you~

I wish I could set up a hugely elaborate plan that will take several centuries to fully enact...

Swag (and/or granted). You die before your plan comes to fruition, however.

I wish I possessed Omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, invulnerability and immortality.

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted, but I'll still you~

I wish I could set up a hugely elaborate plan that will take several centuries to fully enact...

Swag (and/or granted). You die before your plan comes to fruition, however.

I wish I possessed Omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, invulnerability and immortality.

Granted, but you live an endless life with no friends, no family, and you seem to have spoiled yourself with all you have that you no longer see value in anything. You are bored, sad, depressed and cannot commit suicide as a result of being immortal and invulnerable.

I wish this wish can't be corrupted.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted, but you live an endless life with no friends, no family, and you seem to have spoiled yourself with all you have that you no longer see value in anything. You are bored, sad, depressed and cannot commit suicide as a result of being immortal and invulnerable.

I wish this wish can't be corrupted.

Sounds like my everyday.

Wish granted, however you have wasted your wish.

I wish for the creativity needed to make snarky wishes.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, however you soon realize how wasteful that creativity is.

I wish the endless flow of time could yield more than the subtle sweet embrace of increasing ignorance.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted, however you soon realize how wasteful that creativity is.

I wish the endless flow of time could yield more than the subtle sweet embrace of increasing ignorance.

*Yawn* Granted. (I ignored what you actually wished for).

I wish that the game would end already.

 

[LunaWofl]

Swag~

I wish for two 3 inch screws, a dog skull- preferably from a husky, 4.58 liters of lemon juice, two slightly rusted paper clips, a sharp spoon, dried glue, about 2.3 liters of owl blood, and a thermostat.

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted, however you soon realize how wasteful that creativity is.

I wish the endless flow of time could yield more than the subtle sweet embrace of increasing ignorance.

*Yawn* Granted. (I ignored what you actually wished for).

I wish that the game would end already.

Granted, but oh wait! Looks like FrozenIndignation's already made a wish after you.

Swag~

I wish for two 3 inch screws, a dog skull- preferably from a husky, 4.58 liters of lemon juice, two slightly rusted paper clips, a sharp spoon, dried glue, about 2.3 liters of owl blood, and a thermostat.

Granted, but they all melted due to the temperature of this hell-hole you live in.
(Yes, you're in hell for not granting a wish before wishing)

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I wish you don't get pissed off after seeing how pointless this wish is.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, I'm actually over-joyed: I get to make another inane wish.

I wish the now melted ingredients to freeze...

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted, I'm actually over-joyed: I get to make another inane wish.

I wish the now melted ingredients to freeze...

Granted, but it's within a block of solid carbonite. I'm not trusting you around me with sharp objects.

I wish FrozenIndignation would stop trying to [painfully] kill me.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, I administer anesthetics.

I wish to now take that solid carbonite and fashion it into a scythe.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted, but I'm secretly the Knight of Blood so your scythe doesn't really affect me.

I wish this anaesthesia actually worked.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I now have your kidney...

I wish to sell it for a high price.