Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now your phone is made out of spam

I wish for a an android made out of spam :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now your android prints paper.

I wish for a paper printing phone made from spam ._.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is stolen by nothig

I wish for an ice cream with everythig on top...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's also topped with a generous handful of nothig.

I wish for some nothig-coated chocolate.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Granted

I wish i got happiness.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is short lived.

I wish for nothig out of the ordinary.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Nope, not granted.

I wish for some Pasta with poison, I need some.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the poison is neutralized by the pasta, and leaves a very dull, almost dry taste to the pasta.

I wish to have whoever created said pasta suffer a terrible, terrible, fate

 

[ComeTurismO]

Granted, but i needed the poison

I wish someone said something to me... the h word (hi)

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the next poster will say it.

I wish for the next person to say hi.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, heya

I wish for a waffle iron filled with delicious nothig

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you get a nothig filled with delicious waffle iron.

I wish for a waffle iron filled with delicious waffle irons ._.

 

[LunaWofl]

I wish for y inside x

 

[J3LL0]

Granted but x=0

I wish there was a zombie apocalypse

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but there are no survivors.

I wish I wasn't reminded of the math test I have tomorrow... :/

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you forget everything on it.

I wish paper with maths on it would taste sweeter instead of like normal paper with ink on it...

 

[J3LL0]

Granted but it's dog poop with sprinkles.

I wish I had millions of dollars

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its monopoly money.

I wish money could grow on trees

 

[J3LL0]

Granted but you can't reach the tree

I wish I owned every console

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, none of them work.

I wish for a tub of jelly