Corrupt a wish!

[TwistedBlizzard]

granted but you cannot command them to do anything but what they were doing before

I wish I was 5x more addicted to gbatemp

 

[Diabolos]

granted but you quickly stopped being addicted to it and started cursing it for some unknown reasons... HOW COULD YOU!
I wish no one would corrupt my wishes...

 

[4-leaf-clover]

Granted But then someone wished he/she could corrupt your wish...?

I wish i could turn invisible.

 

[Diabolos]

granted but i made a wish to Shenron (Dragon Ball) to make you visible again

i wish no one would reply to this wish or corrupt it so i could make another wish to do anything i want

 

[324atk]

Granted but i just ruind it
i wish i had a new pc

 

[NES SNES V.B. N64 G.C. Wii WiiU]

Granted, it runs Windows 95.
I wish I had a million dollars...

 

[Diabolos]

granted but you spent them all only for a single pet dog (you let the shop owner keep the change)
i wish i could get TEH FRICKIN 3DS RIGHT NOW!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but all of the buttons are busted.

I wish for some explosive chocolate milk.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but a golduck wandered by and prevented the milk from exploding
(but you still can't drink it cause it tastes bloody horrible)

I wish for world peace.

 

[Diabolos]

granted, but i transformed into adulf hitler the second and cause world war 3
i wish only i was posting in this topic

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but here I am, ruining your fun.

I wish I wasn't the only one posting in this topic.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. You now share the thread with Valwin.

I wish 'tempers everywhere would set aside their differences and treat one another as equals.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but everyone else is a troll.

I  wish I had something better to do right now.

edit: damn ninja'd

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you work on making expired milk

I wish for a bright orange costume...

 

[FireGrey]

Granted but it doesn't fit you.

I wish that whoever unwishes this wish gets killed.

 

[NES SNES V.B. N64 G.C. Wii WiiU]

Granted, i come back as a ghost and haunt you for the rest of your life

I wish I had a PS Vita.

 

[FireGrey]

Granted but you find out that it's shit and sell it for a 3DS.

I wish I had 50 internets.

 

[Diabolos]

granted, but i stole all of them
i wish i would get one Kirby game that needs only one-card to play multiplayer on story mode.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the story mode is short as hell.

I wish life would stop giving me all these damn lemons.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they give you limes

I wish to make combustible... limes?!