Corrupt a wish!

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, your blood glucose level hits rock botttom

I wish I could type faster

 

[Wiip™]

Granted, but you're teleported back to the year 101, so you can only type on your iStone

I wish I could go back to london.

 

[Black-Ice]

Granted, but you're teleported back to the year 101, so you can only type on your iStone

I wish I could go back to london.

Granted, but you can only travel in black taxis. No walking, bus etc

I wish Final Fantasy xiii-2 was out already

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you pirate it like a normal person

I wish I could be stuffed enough to continue playing it :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I literally stuff you with cake to prevent you from playing.

I wish I wasn't sick... D:

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted.

I wish I were sick :/

 

[Diabolos]

Granted, but you were immediately cured by Doctor Mario's medicine.

I wish I was the best hacker in the world, with no one as equavalent as me.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, anyone who has ever touched a computer falls dead

I wish for a double A battery

 

[Diabolos]

Granted, but you dropped it into bottomless river that has no end that flows into the ocean.

I wish no one would ever corrupt my wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you become incapable of making wishes

I wish for plan 9 from outspace

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but your brain melts from watching the worst thing you've ever seen.

I wish for the living dead to rise.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, here's an elevator to put your living dead in.

I wish more 3ds games come with pre-order bonuses

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the price of 3DS games doubles

I wish for the fun to be doubled

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. SECRET SCARY BUTT FUN!

I wish to replace 'caps lock' with 'ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE'

 

[LunaWofl]

GRANTED, WE APPROVE OF THIS

TIS TRADITION!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

GRANTED, but let's just get on with the times. ;O;

I wish to reinstate nightmare night.. you cancelled it forever. ;O;

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the night shall last forever~ MUAHAHAHAHA

I wish for more shops to be open at night :/

 

[Diabolos]

Granted, but all their items got stolen so fast,
I wish I had another wish.

 

[FireGrey]

Granted but you wished you could think of a wish.
I wish that noone replied after this.

 

[Diabolos]

Granted, but after one second, I replied to your post.

I wish everyone would obey me.