Corrupt a wish!

[s4mid4re]

Granted, but your p*nis couldn't handle it. :<

I wish I could launch unlimited amounts of impregnating juice.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but your p*nis explodes.

I wish to be covered in

Spoiler

nothing.

Spoiler

;O;

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are instead covered in nothig

I wish to be covered in flame

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Granted, but the flames are of a textual nature and are hurtful to your feelings not your body.

I wish that I had a cool asari chick to explore the universe with.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, she is a head in a jar.

I wish for a jar of pickles ;O;

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Granted but it comes with a complemetary rant from CWC and his hedgehog boys,,,,

I wish I had geass power.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it allows you to open pickle jars without any effort

I wish someone could open this pickle jar

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Granted but Its christian chandler.

I wish I had a robot to polish the floors for me.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it keeps running into walls.

I wish for giant crabs with weak points on their backs...

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Granted but you have neither lemon nor butter to eat said crab with.

I wish I had a rocketship so I could fly to the outer limits of existence.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you stop existing.

I wish for a pony plushie :3

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, you stop existing.

I wish for a pony plushie :3

Granted, but it will be ugly and half burned

I wish for a incorruptible wish ;3

 

[Koumori_Knight]

granted but you get nothing.

I wish for a happy world.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you also get an ugly and half burned hello kitty plushie D:

I wish to go fix both plushies >_

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, they will become indestructible and you'll have to collect them in your undies ;'D

I wish for a spare 360 HDD casing.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its got an invader zim theme on it.

I wish my 360 would stop giving me rrod
*turns off and on again*
:/ i dont get it...

 

[DinohScene]

FXCK YESH!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but you'll have to disassemble it and do a RRoD fix. or loose cash and get it reballed.

 

[LunaWofl]

Eh, it happens quite infrequently anyways... :/ i get rrod about once a month... and then its just turn it off and on again...

 

[DinohScene]

Tighten the Xclamps and install a 40 mm fan on the 2nd heatsink if you have a Zephyr/Falcon/Opus/Jasper soldering it on the 12v rail of the console.

 

[LunaWofl]

Falcon, and thanks