Corrupt a wish!

[Skelletonike]

Your wish was granted, but you died in the end. =3

I wish there were more hot girls in my city. D=

 

[Necron]

Granted, but you become gay.

I wish I could go back to classes.

 

[Skelletonike]

Granted but you failed at all of them.

I wish magic was real

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. It's also friendship.

I wish for a paradox.

 

[Skelletonike]

Granted, but the paradox behind it kills you.

I wish for a new weapon. =3

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it heats up so quickly that it burns your hand when you attempt to use it.

I wish for cake.

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, it's a lie.
I wish for NYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Have fun watching!
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I wish for a longer version. :/

 

[LunaWofl]

O_O Granted, but you use up all your bandwidth watching it

I wish for a sword made out of candy

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you ate it. In ten seconds flat.

I wish for something completely different.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted but

I wish for spinach

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's 6 weeks old. I don't recommend eating it.

I wish to send a pony-filled email to all of my teachers.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but none of them care >_<

I wish they would care~ wish they would share~

 

[Nimbus]

I wish they would care~ wish they would share~

Granted, but they care too much, and share it with the rest of the class.

I wish I had a Darksoul *Slots in a Darkchip*

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get deleted

I wish for a charred chip

 

[darknessblade]

granted but the charred chips are sold oud so bad luck for you

i wish that the next wish is granted

 

[Fear Zoa]

I want a pizza with extra cheese

 

[pistone]

granted ,your pizza will be a only cheese
i want a 4 season

 

[Sheimi]

Granted, but the seasons rapidly change.

I wish I had a 64DD

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but there are only 9 games for it.

I wish I had a fancy fountain pen for calligraphy.