Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you disagree with the answer to your wish

I wish to be disagreeable...

 

[duel]

Granted, but the only thing disagreeable about you is how disagreeable you are, which cancels out your wish.

I wish I wish I never killed that fish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you dont get the perfect world

I wish for a dish

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but it renders you unable to corrupt wishes.
I wish for 2 pints of water.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, i threw them on the floor due the indignation i summoned as of being rendered incapable of corrupting wishes.

I wish to once again have the power to corrupt wishes

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but you drink a soda when it's restored and it removes the ability AGAIN :biggrin:
I wish for a BMW

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, i smash it with a hammer...

I seriously wish to be able to corrupt wishes again

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but corrupting wishes is now illegal within your city.
I wish for cheesecake.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is second hand

I wish to print a printed

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but printer is out of ink.
I wish to fly.

 

[pistone]

granted ,but you will fly to close to the sun
i wish for a 1000 year life

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but by the time you reach 250 years of age you are very bored because you have seen everything there is and wish to die.

I wish I had 1000€ to spend on something dumb.

 

[pistone]

granted you will buy me everything i want
i want everything

 

[xalphax]

Granted, to the extent of a 1000€.

I wish someone would clean up my room for me.

 

[pistone]

granted you inner self
i wish for a new room instead

 

[Skelletonike]

Granted but it's cursed and you'll die within 7 days.
I wish I wasn't hungry all the time

 

[xalphax]

Pick one:
a) Granted, but now you eat all the time and get FAT
b) Granted, but now you are thirsty all the time

I wish I was more creative

 

[pistone]

granted but your creativity will be only for bad thing
i wish i can understand japanese

 

[Skelletonike]

Granted, but you cant read it. =D

I wish my arm didn't hurt from gaming.

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but the rest of your body hurts now.
I wish for In The End.