Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its snowing sugar.

I wish for it to rain ethanol

 

[SinHarvest24]

Granted, but Sephiroth being the bastard he is, cast fire thereby the atmosphere, being ethanol imbued was also caught aflame and everyone (including you) burned to death in that wretched town...


I wish to be born anew.

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, but you are an immortal, undead, incapable of dying, and completely vulnerable to the power of the sun.

I wish I had a Solar Gun.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the sun ceases to exist.

I wish for eternal night.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but your wish forces me to wish for the day to last forever.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it never becomes day again.

I wish for a moon to crash into earth within 72 hours

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but there is no moon.

I wish for the sun to crash into earth instead.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it takes 72 days

I wish to accelerate the process

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you die from spnotaneous combustion

I wish for women not arguing, EVER

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they no longer exist

I wish to exist

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now I know who you really are.

I wish for nothig to exist.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but gbatemp suspects nothing

I wish to force a meme

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's pony related.

I wish for something pony related.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, i am pony

I wish for something kitten related

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, nyan cat.

I wish for tac nayn.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you became a mirror in a teenage girl bag

I wish for a rainbow furred pony in my room

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's a replica.

I wish for a replica.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you become a star wars clone

I wish to have a princess leia gf with those lovely buns hair someday

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but in an alternate universe.

I wish for an alternate universe.

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but you have to live in it, and it has no such thing as technology or ponies.

I wish for an epic Linkin Park/ Daft Punk song.