Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the content is invisible

I wish for transparency

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you set your transparency settings to 0%.

I wish for opacity.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now nothing is transparent.

I wish for liquid nitrogen, mixed with strawberries...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the nitrogen evaporates and the strawberries shatter.

I wish for molten sodium.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you mix it with water

I wish for liquid kevlar

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it smells terrible.

I wish for something explosive.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it only explodes when you touch it with your hand

I wish for a drink...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's kerosene.

I wish for nothing.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get a giant 0

I wish to throw something...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's a prinny.

I wish for a massive prinny.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you cannot lift it.

I wish to turn a giant prinny into a weapon.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you need an equally massive catapult.

I wish to catapult a giant prinny.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the world explodes with pure win

I wish for tiger blood

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you have to drink it.

I wish for some napalm.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you start to love the smell of napalm in the morning.

I wish for a mimic

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you mimic me and my antics.

I wish for derp.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get herp

I wish for something crazy/random/ ish

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

...wait, what?

I wish for image spam.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get an image of spam

I wish for discord with a side order of chocolate rain.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now I feel obligated to post a youtube video of chocolate rain.

I wish to post that video.