Corrupt a wish!

[koimayeul]

Granted, you wonder WHO is that cool midget

I wish for Bridget the midget

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its a he...

I wish for a pinkie pie launcher

 

[Hydreigon]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish this thing was real...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i become pinkie pie

I wish I to be pinkie pie >_>;

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you are also insane.

I wish to be insane as well.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, so you help me make "cupcakes"

I wish people would know what i mean when i say "cupcakes"

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now, there aren't any more people...

I wish to make something explode.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your intestines explode

I wish to kill people with my mind

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you rest for 50 years every time you do.

I wish I never failed my first quiz...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you fail every other quiz

I wish to eat a taco

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's tiny. It's also an eraser.

I wish for a taco.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is made out of glass

I wish for garland to knock me down

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now STAY DOWN!

I wish to pony everything.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but we herd you liek ponies, so we put a pony in your pony so now you can... WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

I wish for science

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, chemistry.

I wish for physics.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, maths

I wish for "cowculus"

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get a cow's callus instead.

I wish to suspect nothing.

 

[person66]

granted, but you are uncertain of everything

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your wish disapears from space and time

I wish for a chocolate milk

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's actually coffee.

I wish for coffee.