Corrupt a wish!

[koimayeul]

Granted, but it's a hobo with a shotgun

I wish i to herp so strong i would derp

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you make muffins

I wish for muffins

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you can only shoot them.

I wish for a muffin launcher.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it fires cupcakes for some reason

I wish for banana muffins

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here are some banana muffins made with all banana and nothing else!

I wish I knew why everyone is flipping tables..

EDIT: YOU SAW NOTHING.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but i want to know too

I wish for a parrot

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it never repeats anything you say to it..

I wish for turtles.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they mutate into teenage mutant ninja turtles...

I wish I could stop breaking Disgaea 4

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now you break your PS3 instead.
Like so.

I wish I could break something of value.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you break your arm

I wish for a hotdog...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's spicy as hell.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get no ice cream

I wish for discord

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but he trolls everyone.

I wish for discord to troll celestia.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but he gets defeated by the elements of harmony and provides chocolate rain forever more to the citizens of equestria.

I wish for chocolate rain... or a chocolate milkshake >_>;;;

 

[Hydreigon]

You sure?

Spoiler: Granted, then...

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I wish I would stop posting that video.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I stop talking about chocolate rain

I wish for horseapples...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you get applejack.

I wish I--HEY LOOK, A DISTRACTION!

 

[LunaWofl]

Not granted

thats what i do all the time irl...

I wish I could stop doing that during job interviews...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now, your employers never listen to anyone..

I wish I could turn a thread into a pony thread.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but only with my help

I wish i could make cupcakes