Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you look more like charlie sheen

I wish for a lvl 300 sardine with a high attack stat

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it never listens to anyone.

I wish to do a barrel roll.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but after, peppy keeps telling you to do a barrel roll

I wish fo- DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I can't let you do that, Star Fox!

I wish to try a u-turn.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it becomes a C turn

I wish for fluttershy

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, pinkie pie.

I wish for rarity.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted you get spike

I wish for gummy

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get philomena.

I wish for a massive invasion of ponies in the EoF.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i get permabanned

I wish for sleep

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I must sleep also.

I wish ponies were allowed again...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i take it too far

I wish for ponies... ponies EVERYWHERE

 

[Deleted member 473940]

Granted, but turned out to be unicorns and flew away.

I wish, I didnt need to wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i would have granted something regardless

I wish to grant

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you become Hugh

I wish for a chubby GF

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they leave you for someone better

I wish for a circle

 

[koimayeul]

Granted you become a X-BOX

I wish for a musculous body without the chore of working out

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you lose the ability to walk

I wish for a giant duck

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but it is plastic

I wish for a LIVING giant hamster

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted: but its immobile

I wish for kittens

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Granted: But the kittens die under your care

I wish I had better art skills