Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you didn't bring any pokeballs along.

I wish for cookies.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they are soggy

I wish for waterga

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, fira!
wait.

I wish for yay.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted...

I wish for a sundah BUREDO!!!

 

[koimayeul]

Granted? (dunno what it is so yea)

I wish for a rich granny gimme her bank account

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the account gets terminated when she dies.

I wish I could find a use for these CO2 tanks lying in my room.

 

[angelzbl0od]

granted but you die from doing to many whip its


I wish there were more emulators for the dstwo

 

[chyyran]

Granted, but there all glitchy and you can't get a single game to work on them, then they brick your DSTWO
I wish for a giant red button

 

[machomuu]

Granted, but it was a little to Easy.

I wish for a new Avatar.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but it's a really crappy sequel featuring Kevin Bacon.

I wish for fish!
(specifically sushi)

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.
...wait...

I wish I didn't have to go back to school a week from today. >.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Now you go back today!
(and you're late.)
Now where's my damn fish!?!


I wish I knew what the hell this thing is.

Spoiler

 

[Hydreigon]

?_?

Granted, if only someone could tell you what the hell that thing is.

I wish for space.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, everything around you vanishes.

I wish for an encounter with the entrepreneur of sensory shapeshifting with purpose of infiltrationary actions

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you can't see him.

I wish I knew who this was directed at. (it was the topic in #gbatemp.net for quite some time)

you sound like a boring person
i even imagine your text having a slow monotone voice

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you promptly lose interest and forget

I wish for prinny servents

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you toss each and every single one of them.

I wish for a button.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it has no purpose

I wish for a shiny red button that, when pressed, destroys the entire universe

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but not only is the button rusty as hell, but it's also sealed in Chuck Norris's ass.

I wish for an apple.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get a pear

I wish for a hammer