Corrupt a wish!

[pistone]

granted but then they will become gargoyles
i wish for a laser sword

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it does not have a power source

I wish for a sword made out of bacon

 

[pistone]

Granted but i would eat that .........in a sec

i wish a ebook

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it never works

I wish for an esandwich

 

[pistone]

granted but it will be toxic by the battery
i wish for a better facebook chat

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have to pay to use it

I wish for a mountain of candy

 

[pistone]

grated but you will not eat them,they MAy be poisoned .......ill sacrifice my self to try them, if they are poisoned

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you do not try them all

I wish they suspect nothing

 

[pistone]

Granted.but still they will die

i wish to be like a boss !

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you can no longer post like a boss

I wish my EoF post count was 4000

 

[pistone]

Granted but whenit will reach 4000 your account will be deleted !
i wish for a better phone

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get a banana phone

I wish my 5g ipod video would stop freezing

 

[pistone]

granted,it will stop freezing it will never start
i wish i had one of those 5g ipod's

from what i know the 5g isn't out yet
still working at the apple dont you ?

 

[LunaWofl]

Err... its not an ipod touch FFS >_

 

[pistone]

granted but it will blow up when you hear the song :
ring my bell
i want a gillion of gb on my hard-disk

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your Hard-disk spontaneously com-busts

I wish for a flame thrower

 

[pistone]

Grated and you get a common lighter
i wish for a tv channel only with animes

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its all in japanese, and does not have any subtitles

I wish for a goat

 

[pistone]

granted but it would be a hell goat
i wish for a lama

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted but heres a lame theres a lama and another little lama fuzzy lama funny lama, lama lama duck.

I wish i had the patience to type out in its entirety