Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you are as crazy as the Latias in my sig.

I wish for spam.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get a whole thread dedicated to it.

I wish for 4000 EoF posts

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Now everyone has 10000 EoF posts.

I wish for 500 posts already >.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Now but now you realize you should make another thread for every 3000 EoF posts.

I wish for 9001 more EoF posts.

 

[Omninox]

You get 9001 more EoF posts but a hacker moves them into the 3DS forum, causing the mods to ban you for spamming.

 

[LunaWofl]

lol, i already get warns in the EoF for spamming

; or maybe its just for getting on p1ngy's nerves...
Anyway, granted, but your wish no longer exists.

I wish for a time machine

 

[Omninox]

nuu, i forgot to make a wish

you get a time machine, when you use it you go back in time and get eaten by dinosaurs.

i wish for a pet rock.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it starves to death.

I wish for 8 gym badges

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but pikachu eat them

I wish for real grapes in a plate

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they have been stepped on by bums

I wish for bum man, protector of the weak, upholder of justice, fighting bravely for a sandwich!!!

 

[koimayeul]

granted, you become her

i wish for a quick meal, free and yummy

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get hunted down by the hobo crusader!!!

I wish I could hobo crusader's autograph

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, and he also carries a shotgun (added spoiler for that monster)

Spoiler

I wish for a good night and dream about me enjoying my own private harem of hot bunny/cat girls

 

[Omninox]

you got what you wanted but you started getting really kinky in the dream, and started talking in your sleep about it.... your family heard it all.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your wish is removed from space and time.

I wish for a sandwich

 

[Omninox]

i keep forgetting to give a wish :/

you got your sandwich... its a c*ck meat sandwich...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, if only you made a wish.

I wish for pie.

 

[Omninox]

you got a rubber pie

i wish for wings that i can control

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you still cannot fly

I wish for an axe made out of pudding