Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you become the stereo type

I wish I could type faster than 120 words a minute

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you become my niece Pink Hello Kitty cellphone

I wish for a HD Tv for my old ps2 gaming

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it only has HDMI inputs

I wish my cat would stop bothering me

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, your cat run by the window and you nevr see it again

I wish to have a sweet female cat

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, she is in your meal

I wish for steak

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but its dog meat

I wish to try a steak of bull

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get a steak made out of bull shit.

I wish i could grow wings

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You grow cockroach wings [ewww]

I wish I can levitate.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you cannot do it for longer than 2 seconds

I wish for a caterpie

 

[Shinigami357]

[2 seconds ain't bad. that's good enough to impress teh laydeez

]
Granted. You then turn into a very leafy tree.

I wish I didn't take so long to type this wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you didn't get ninja'd

I wish to study the ancient art of the ninja

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You become that cannon fodder kind of ninja in the movies that seem to get blown over by a passing wind.

I... wish... I... wasn't... so... slow...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are now zetta slow

I wish i could shout SOH-CAH-TOA without getting weird looks

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You now receive murderous "I'm gonna grind you to bloody giblets" kind of looks.

I...
wish...
I...
was...
faster...
even...
just...
a...
little.

 

[Hydreigon]

NINJA'D
Granted, but you're still not fast enough.

I wish I could type faster.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now everyone else is too

I wish for a lolipop

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. It's the size of Jupiter.

I wish for a portal gun.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it only fires one portal

I wish to be GLaDOS

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you kill everyone you know with neurotoxin.

I wish I could punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but everyone else can do it now too

I wish i could make people turn to stone