Corrupt a wish!

[koimayeul]

Granted, you get stuck in the matrix

I wish for a cute barmaid working at my house

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your house burns down

I wish to know WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR!?!

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you fight for blood because you'r a vampire

I wish someone wish me a good evening

 

[nryn99]

good afternoon.

i wish that i will be able to find work.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you get to work for the triads and get paid with a bullet in the head

I wish for a nice cup of lemon tea

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the it tastes salty

I wish for some lemon gels

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but you can't enjoy it your shower is broken

I wish for a BackStreet Boys revival

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they are zombies

I wish for zombies to roam the earth

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but we have Chris Redfield to Save the Day

I wish for a new Resident Evil on my PSP

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get a crappy port of the 3DS resident evil

I wish for a port of I wanna be the guy

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but it is even more difficult than original

I wish to be native english speaker!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you no longer know how to speak english properly

I wish someone would hand me my monocle

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but it's for the left eye and you got only the right one still usable
(because you are a pirate with a hook and you wanted to clean a dust)

I wish for a fresh Heineken bottle of beer

(going to see Fringe on Tv now, cya later you corruptor you

)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you cannot open it

I wish for a bottle opener, two dog bones, a cat's tail, 42 tonnes of duct tape, and a paperclip

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you get all the things but they get stolen by a shadow ninja with a monocle (!)

I wish for the demo of FF Type 0 in english, installed on my PSP ready to play

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the file is corrupted

I wish for to choke on a black pretzel

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, the black pretzel break your teeth as you choke

I wish for a cute rabbit pet, ALIVE
(i know some1 will corrupt it being dead, so..)

 

[nryn99]

actually, no. i wasn't thinking of it being dead, but i was thinking of it trying to eat you.

i wish for a us release of ff type-0

 

[koimayeul]

granted, but on the day of release as you go out to buy it, you get run over buy a truck and die in pain, your last words being " f*ck shivaaaa's hotttt"

i wish for a crate of tasty wine in my basement

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you can never leave your basement

I wish for a basement