Corrupt a wish!

[koimayeul]

Granted, you will get banned for double posting

I wish for tomato juice in a big glass, and a spoon

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the spoon is made out mercury... good eatin

Edit:I wish i remembered to wish

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but your brain is overloaded with wishes and you change into a pony

I wish for a pony tail

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are not getting mine!!!

I wish to forever remain a pony of equestria

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but Barbie has a crush on you and brush your hair every fucking day

I wish for a bumblebee car

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it collapses under your weight

I wish for a toxic adhesive

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you will become Melvin the Toxic Avenger

I wish to know about this Hotel 626 stuff

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but someone other than me tells you

I wish to give a damn

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you give a damn and Satan doom you for eternity

I wish for a salt sea icecream

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it tastes terrible

I wish the next wish to be on the on a different page

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, it will loop back to page 1

I wish to win the lottery

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the lottery was a scam

I wish for a scam

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you start dating my ex gf

I wish i never met her *_*

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you met someone just like her but worse

I wish i knew what it felt like to be loved

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, all women love you but out of jealousy they tear you apart.. one for a leg, another for an ear, another for a ball and i spare you the details

I wish to meet a sweet, kind hearted woman tomorrow, single and pretty having an occupation and ready for a relationship!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but she runs off with someone better than you

I wish I had no special power

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you are you

I wish to be me

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are a replica of yourself

I wish to make replicas

 

[koimayeul]

granted, but you make replicas of me and we become an army of me

i wish to rule the world with my brand new army of me

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the world is only a simulation

.hack//wish