Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish to call the white house, and have a chat

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get trolled by an automated message.

I wish for raining men.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you only two and half fall

I wish for Adonis blood

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but it gets sucked on by Draculaura from Monster High (lucky you!)

I wish for Darculaura to suck my.. blood?

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, he sucks your blood berry flavored milkshake.

I wish for a blood berry flavored milkshake

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but Draculaura (who is a She btw) thought it was mawr warm, tasty human blood and well.. she drank it all!

I wish for a free 3DS

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its broken

I wish to remove the region lock on the 3DS

 

[koimayeul]

granted, it is now removed but locked on japan releases

i wish for a WORKING free 3DS

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its region locked to japan

I wish a had a working japanese 3DS

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but you can't read moonrunes and import games cost you a kidney

I wish for a revival of the SEGA Dreamcast and SHENMUE 3 to come out

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but no one buys them

I wish for a dreamcast

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but the lens is broken and nothing plays on it, only justin bieber Cd seems to get through

I wish for a guitar hero special smashing pumpkins, ps2 edition

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but all ps2s and ps3s stop being able to play ps2 games

I wish for a brighter lightbulb to pop up above my head when i get an idea

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but you become a Romancing Saga character and as such, not see the light of day fairly often

I wish for Kirsten Dunst on my bed, right here, right now!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get warped to wherever she was at the time

I wish for the ability to teleport without making my hair all frizzy >_

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, next teleport makes you bald

I wish for a giant sausage head in a plate

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it gets eated by sausage head

I wish to be pinkie pie

 

[Narayan]

granted but you are now stuck in the MLP universe. say goodbye to disgaea and tales.


i wish for a little puppy

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it runs away

I wish for a kitten

 

[Narayan]

granted but it's a zombie kitten.


i wish for food.