Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is the worst movie ever made

I wish to finish-

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you could not finish naming your wish

I wish for a good sleep and a sweet dream!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you sleep for 2 years

I wish I were a demon...

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but you become a Demon Vampire and Simon Belmont whip your ass to the grave already

I wish for a 3rd hand to scratch my balls / catch food-drink while playing games

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it takes the place of one of your legs.

I wish for some corruption

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but you wont make it alive from this one

Spoiler

I wish to be GORO from Mortal Kombat to catch my stuff / scratch my balls while ALSO holding a babe tight, AND playing my games!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are killed several times over by a noob.

I wish for an answer to corruption

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you became a fat kid with knives

Spoiler

I wish for Chuck Norris awesome roundhouse skillz

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but Chuck Norris hunts you down.

I wish that cake stood a chance

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, no kid with knifes can win THIS

Spoiler

I wish my coke bottle had infinite ammo

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the ammo tastes terrible

I wish for to be a pirate vampire hybrid

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but as soon you morphed into a pirate, Jack Sparrow give you en eye and you wimp in a corner.. while being a Vampire, Simon Belmont comes again and finish you off

I wish to be immortal AND human (as in, still having a working penis)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are stranded forever on the moon

I wish to be stranded forever on the moon

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but you will be my sex doll up there

I wish for a real doll up there

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it stabs you until the moment you die

I wish for a giant sword

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you already "have" one.

I wish for hrth.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish to corrupt

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. You corrupt your own wishes.

I wish for a magikarp.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it only knows the move "hyperbeam"

I wish I could corrupt this wish

Granted but people start thinking you have gone insane

I wish I were sane

Granted, but I am still corrupting my own wishes

I wish I could stop corrupting my own wishes

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now all your posts are merged.

I wish for someone to read the other half of this wish.