Corrupt a wish!

[Jerome10]

Granted, you get them:

Spoiler: Quatuor Mortis

I wish for a space-time ship

 

[person66]

Granted, but it is currently on mars in the year 2478 with a broken flux capacitor.

I wish that no one posts in this thread for half an hour

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but not for your timezone

I wish for fries

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they're soggy

I wish for for area times volume

 

[koimayeul]

Granted no clue what that is

I wish for a chimpanzee

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is dead

I wish for an apple

 

[Jerome10]

Granted, I ate it, here are the rests.

I wish I was a tomato

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are eaten by Guy Cecil.

I wish I could imitate tales of artes other than shinning fang >_

 

[Jerome10]

granted, you can do tiger blade

I wish for the ruler of heaven, earth and everything in between

 

[koimayeul]

granted, but so much power is unbearable & makes your head blow up

i wish for a sexy mustache

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its hallucinogenic

I wish to for the ability to use demon fang... and maybe for a bandana

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but the enemies suddenly stop to spawn and you can't try your new skill, or drop a bandana

I wish for PSP Super Robot taisen Z 2 to be localised in English >.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it takes them 4 years

I wish I could go back... back to the future

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but during the time travel the delorean crash into a tree, makes twelve backflips and you die in the future

I wish for a teleportation device in my toilet room

 

[LunaWofl]

granted, but your toilet is clogged forever

I wish to fight for my friends

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you have no one to fight.

I wish I could divide by zero.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but doing so takes up your entire life

I wish I could break into song at random without being given weird looks

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, now they wont just give you the weird look but pummel you to death

I wish for a Menu Big Mac with giant coke and fries, also 1 double cheese

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they are all thrown into a blender

I wish for an end to the beginning

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but the end is the beginning is the end

Spoiler

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I wish for a new Batman movie