Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you loose the ability to feel anything and everything, including pain.

I wish for my uncorruptable wishes could be uncorruptable

 

[Jerome10]

Granted, as of now your uncorruptable wishes are uncorruptable, but you can't make uncorruptable wishes anymore.

I wish for moar wishes!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they don't work

I wish for a sword

 

[Jerome10]

Granted: Sweet (that is a S-word

)

I wish I was not myself.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are a replica of yourself

I wish for the truth

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you suffer from heavy schyzophrenia and never find your balance again ever, also you slaugther your whole family with a kitchen knife

I wish my litle niece was less annoying and hates bratz ponies

edit: and here is the truth, i got ninja'd

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but she watches nothing but my little pony: friendship is magic hence forth

I wish for a ninja to sweep me of my feet, and for us to ride into the sunset on a giant mechanical crab.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but you have vertigo and crush your skull on the floor as soon you guys departed

I wish for a nice mushroom soup bowl

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I forgot to add the mushrooms.

I wish for a wish to wish for.

 

[koimayeul]

granted but you can't make anymore wishes

i wish i could breath underwater

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are forced to become zoidberg

I wish for more zoidberg

 

[Jerome10]

Granted, here are failed replicas of it

I wish for Asch (Mwahahahaha!)

 

[Paarish]

granted but REPLICAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted

 

[Jerome10]

Can't grant you that

I wish for the next poster to make a wish

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you just gave me another wish.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

 

[Gahars]

The wish is corrupted into becoming incorruptible.

I wish for 3D that doesn't give me a migraine.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, 3D just blow you head up and you won't have to worry about migraine anymore being dead

I wish for a PSVita in my hands right now

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its out of batteries and you do not have any way to charge it

I wish for a telescope made out of duct tape

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but the night stop to fall making your brand new telescope useless

I wish for a good glass of yummy, crushing, real absynthe

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i set it on fire

I wish for a duct tape cannon to fire a pig into outer space...