Corrupt a wish!

[ShakeBunny]

Granted.

I wish for more pie.

 

[Jerome10]

Granted : you got two cucumber pies.

Not so yummy heh?

I wish for the nothing!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get packing peanuts.

I wish to be an overlord... the most badass freakin overlord

 

[Jerome10]

Granted, you're the overlors of... emptyness!

I wish for an Indignation

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its frozen

I wish to be, the very best, like no one ever was.

 

[1234turtles]

granted but you stay 10 years old for the rest of your life
i wish i had some money

 

[Nimbus]

granted but you stay 10 years old for the rest of your life
i wish i had some money

Granted, but it's fake money, and is totally useless.

I wish for coffee!

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but its cold

I wish for a crystal ball to know the future

 

[Jerome10]

granted, but it breaks right when you put your hands on it!

I wish for a new pendant.

 

[Nimbus]

Granted but its cold

I wish for a crystal ball to know the future

Granted, but it only shows the "Bad Future"

Oh and C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

I actually don't mind cold coffee, as long as it's like that Bottled Starbucks stuff, love that stuff first thing in the morning when it's hot at work.

You failed to corrupt my wish in a way that I wouldn't have desired!

 

[Hydreigon]

I still corrupted your wish.

I wish I didn't feel like shit today.

 

[1234turtles]

granted but you will feel like shit the rest of the week

i wish megaman legends 3 wasnt cancelled

 

[koimayeul]

granted but it will come out in hundred of years and you be dead by then

i wish i had a pug dog they look funny & cute with their crazy eyeballs

 

[1234turtles]

granted but it got hit by a car
i wish i wasnt bored

 

[Nimbus]

granted but it got hit by a car
i wish i wasnt bored

Granted, and now you have too much to do and not enough time.

I wish mamochuu would stop stealing my coffee *Stares at mamochuu*

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but since you were staring at mamochuu, and not machomuu, your coffee gets stolen.

I wish for nothing.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, a black hole suddenly appears and suck you in

I wish my neighbor was not this old granny but a sexy young hottie

 

[jonesman99]

Granted but she has herpes. I know cause she used to be my neighbor

I wish I had a job making money

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Granted, but you work from dusk till dawn in a sewer connected to a street full of obese Taco Bell loving people. And you only make 2 dollars an hour.

I wish I had Nimbus's coffee.

 

[jonesman99]

Granted, but you don't know that he pissed it and accidentally put salt in instead of sugar.

I wish Hydreigon's Latias would pop a Ritalin and STFD.