Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but then they get someone else to voice rainbow dash and apple jack

I wish to be ninja'd

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. You get

'd by Densetsu9k.

I wish d1ngdong didn't ban ponies from the EoF.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for friendship

 

[Ringo619]

granted but it happens to be some one is paying them to be your friend.

i wish i had friends

 

[Paarish]

granted... not gonna corrupt that cos everyone needs friends

I wish I had a better computer to play Steam games on!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it keeps over heating...

I wish for a cup of tea

 

[Forstride]

Granted, but then I spill it on your crotch.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i catch you and boil you alive... then add it to my tea

WAITER!!! I wish for you to remove this fish from my crotch and add it to a quiche.

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but now you have a squid
I wish I could speak English

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you have to deal with everyone rapeing the language...

I wish for a conclusion

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted. Your story ends, but Hollywood makes two more sequels, both of which suck far more than the original.

I wish I could stay motivated enough to finished my next story.

 

[Traversal]

Granted, but you ended up writing Twilight, and all of it's sequels. (Unless you like that sort of thing, in which case your book blew up.)

I wish I had X-ray vision.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but it only works on scoping out ugly people

I wish my pet hamster turds be made of pure gold

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it cannot poop them out and so, because it is forced to hold that golden poop indefinably, it dies... slowly and painfully...

I wish for pinkie pie

 

[YetoJesse]

granted, but it's pie made out of that rat guy and now the world can't be taken over and you have ruphees... (is it spelled like that?)

I wish I could you death to kill others..

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but now everyone is immortal.
I wish for SpongeBob to sing to me!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it makes your ears bleed

I wish for 777 coins to magically drop on my enemies...

 

[pistone]

Granted but they will become your friend and you cant call them enemies
i wish for e better day

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Granted but they will become your friend and you cant call them enemies
i wish for e better day

Granted, but tomorrow is gonna SUCK.
I wish I could make people explode with my mind.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, the only person you blew up is yourself.

I wish for pie.