Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, if only I remembered to.

I wish for a name change.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have to ask a supervisor iirc... (unless you mean irl, in which case >_>; thats more complicated)

I wish for a wind fish

 

[Jerome10]

Granted, you got a fish made of wind

I wish for a time capsule (a real one, not an Apple one >.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. It's an Apple one.

I wish the next person could read this wish.

 

[Narayan]

granted. i always try to highlight posts with empty spaces.

i wish i can have a psvita.

 

[Forstride]

Granted, but then it gets no gaemz.

I wish Mojang would secretly give me the Minecraft 1.8 update a month before anyone else.

 

[Narayan]

granted, but it contains tons of bugs.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but only i know what.

I wish for a puppy

 

[Paarish]

granted but it constantly barks... even in its sleep

i wish the weather was better

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have to stay at an inn

I wish for an exphere

 

[Paarish]

Granted... but no key crest...

I wish I had a place to put all my books

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you put then in a fire

i wish for a capacity core

 

[AlanJohn]

Granted. Now a test subject will rebel and tore you to pieces, and throw every piece, into, a fire.

I wish I could remove my warns.

 

[Ace]

Granted. Now p1ngpong haxx0rz ur account, editing all your posts to "DISREGARD ME, i SUCK COCKS."

 

[Ringo619]

granted you can suck as how many cocks you want but , you get them stds!

wish that i had a penis.

 

[ars25]

granted but it is so small you need to use an electric microscope to see it

i wish for a ................................................................................
.................................................................................
............................

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you only get .

˙dn ǝpıs ʇɥbıɹ sɐʍ ɥsıʍ sıɥʇ ɥsıʍ ı

 

[Forstride]

Granted, but it gets written backwards.

I wish CONFETTI PARTY!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but a fire ignites

I wish for pony

 

[ShakeBunny]

GRANTED! (I refuse to corrupt such a wonderful wish)

I wish I could see Hey Ocean! in concert.