Corrupt a wish!

[koimayeul]

Granted but the cannon was badly done and the pig explodes in mid air like a prinny

I wish for a sweet cougar woman laying on my bed

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get this instead

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I wish for corruption.

 

[machomuu]

Denied.

I wish for order.

 

[Terminator02]

granted, here's your pizza

i wish for what he's having

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, stale cheese from questionable origin

I wish for post

 

[koimayeul]

granted, but your post counter is stuck to 159

i wish for a juicy, tasty mango

 

[Narayan]

granted. it's juice and it's spilled on the floor.

i wish for a log.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it can't float

I wish for a claptrap

 

[koimayeul]

granted but it has no mechandises to offer

i wish for a whisky coca

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted,

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I wish for a prinny

 

[Paarish]

granted but it's me! (wait that's not bad

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I wish my room was tidy

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its now filled with wasps...

I wish my house was tidy

eh, screw wishing, im gonna do it myself *5 min later* never mind, i want that wish granted!!!

 

[Jerome10]

Granted: your house disappeared cuz like that it's even tidier, and you don't need to clean it anymore

I wish for stardust

 

[Paarish]

granted but it's like sand and gets everywhere...

I wish i could wish a wish that would make my wishes be wishful

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they all become corrupted.

I wish for a way to harness the earths rotation into an energy source

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but the energy is too much for you to handle and you die from heavy radiations

I wish for a pretty girl to kiss me sweeetly

 

[Narayan]

nope, she kisses me instead.

i wish for a pink pony.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you can see her beauty, smell her pure wild scent.. but the pony is mine

I wish for a pile of goldbars under my bed

 

[Narayan]

granted, but the monster under your bed won't let you touch it.

i wish for more food.

 

[koimayeul]

granted, but its rotten and you shit in spray for the 2 coming weeks

i wish for an Android