Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted but the rest of my post is transparent

I wish someone could make two different wishes

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

I wish I didn't make the wish below.
I wish I didn't make the wish above.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for a cat

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's a cute little puppy! Oh wait, you asked for a cat?

I wish it would stop raining.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it never rains again

I wish for rain

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it starts to hail.

I wish for snow.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it melts before it falls to the ground

I wish for a tsunami

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's nothing more than a wave.

I wish for a volcanic eruption.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, a student's volcano diorama explodes.

I wish to always look on the bright side of death

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, if only there was a "bright side" to death.

I wish for a wish to wish for more wishes to become corrupted.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, none of them are corrupted

I wish I could pirate more video games

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but there's no way for you to bypass AP.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your next wish is corrupted

I wish for a sparrow

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it evolved. (cwutididthar?

)

Just kidding, I wish you saw this instead of what I wrote above.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you killed your past self to prevent him from making that wish.

I wish for internets

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you can't store it.

I wish I could download the internet.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you download it directly to your brain

I wish I could wish

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you wish.

I wish for a wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it gets corrupted

I wish for a Bunsen burner

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's faulty.

I wish for a banana phone.