Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the battery explodes

I wish for a river of blood... or ponies, whichever you wish to corrupt

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you get a vision of river full of ponies drawned in blood.. can you stand it?

I wish i could stand it myself

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you will never be able smile or laugh ever again in your life...

I wish i could smile or laugh now after that

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you copy the Joker and cut your cheeks with a razor blade for a permanent smile

I wish i could piss liquid gold

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you can no longer control your bladder

I wish for a porqupine

 

[Narayan]

granted but it doesn't have quills(did i get it right?)

i wish for a mouse.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but iw-iw eats it

(did i get it right?)

Yup

I wish for a good sonic the hedgehog game

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you get Sonic Gems Collection (PS2, GameCube) to play Sonic CD

I wish for a good, NEW Sonic game

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but sega listens to its fans and ruins it forever... thus makeing sonic fans complain that sega never listens to the fans...

I wish sonic fanbots could be less annoying

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, they become Mario fanboys

I wish this would really happen

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, so do i

I WISH The next person tried to play sonic 06

 

[koimayeul]

Is not True or False but Granted, i did not try it

I wish my old senile neighbor give me her credit card, thinking im her grand son

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but she dies the second after you do so, and the card is canned before you could purchase anything with it

I wish for a fluttertree

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, what is this thing.. im too french to know, too lazy to use google so here you can have it lol

I wish to cuddle with the olsen twins

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but only at gun point

I wish to be held at gun point

... again

...

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but what is gun point

I wish again for my olsen twins, you know the lovely two blonde twins

to cuddle with me between them! plx

 

[Paarish]

Granted but you can't tell which one is which. It confuses you so much your head explodes

I wish for various products.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, none of which you have any need for

I wish for an apple

 

[JoostinOnline]

Granted, none of which you have any need for

I wish for an apple

Granted, but it is a poison apple that puts you into a deep sleep.

I wish I had a sexy girlfriend.

 

[LunaWofl]

granted, but everyone around you see's her as a doll

I wish for bread and butter