Corrupt a wish!

[Nimbus]

Granted, but you don't know that he pissed it and accidentally put salt in instead of sugar.

I wish Hydreigon's Latias would pop a Ritalin and STFD.

Granted, but it hardly does anything.

I wish I had the power of the cosmos.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted and you do a replay of the BIGBANG, destroyin urself in the process

I wish i had my fridge & toilet next to my bed, going downstairs is DAMN FAR

 

[1234turtles]

granted but your fridge and tiolet broke
i wish i could go super sayian

 

[koimayeul]

granted but you have no hair / body hair at all to look cool in gold

i wish i knew japanese to play all those god damn unreleased games out there

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but all those previously unreleased games are now suddenly localized.

I wish for lights of the heavens to shine, for the gates of hell to open their passage, and for lightning of the heavens to strike...

 

[Jerome10]

Granted, it strikes on your house

I wish for the ruler of Hell Fire!

 

[1234turtles]

granted but the ruler hell fire slayed you
i wish the 3ds has pokemon grey

 

[Jerome10]

Granted, unfortunately your 3DS is now broken, and the game isn't that good anyway compared to the previous ones

I wish for myself (yeah, selfish me!)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are a replica

I wish for dreckplica!!!

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but all your tales of games blown up in the trade

I wish for a sweet babe massaging my poor back

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, Master00d's piggy trots on your back

I wish for a corrupted hotdog eating mustache snorting flying monocle from outerspace

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but you have issues digesting the mustache suffocating in pain, then u drop stiff dead

I wish i can fly

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you cannot land

I wish to herp so much that i can derp

 

[koimayeul]

granted but you derp so good you stay cross eyed for the rest of your life

i wish i never have a headache anymore

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you drop dead.

I wish for someone to post after me

 

[Jerome10]

Granted, but it's me!

I wish for moar tea!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have to wear a monocle

I wish for the sacred monocle of power!!!

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Granted, here is your nice cup of pee...oh wait, did you say tea?

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

Granted, but you have no way of keeping the monocle on your face.
I still wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but no one loves you...

I wish to be loved

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Granted, but its by me

I wish my toothache would go away while still keeping all of my teeth.