Corrupt a wish!

[Mondegreen]

Granted, you failed at describing the uncertainty principle.

I wish Rush's music didn't all go to shit after they released Grace Under Pressure.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. Now they're all shit from the very beginning.

I wish to be incorruptible.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, you die.

I wish everything tasted like rainbows.

 

[SamAsh07]

Granted, now everything is tasteless like rainbows.

I wish I was a mortal.

 

[leeday100196]

Granted, now everything is tasteless like rainbows.

I wish I was a mortal.

Granted, now you will die like a mortal.

I wish I could get my 3DS bricked.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, thousands of bricks fall on your 3DS

I wish I had the motivation to destroy the world.

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but you destroyed Pluto
I wish I wish I was a fish

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are then consumed by catboys.

[Wish could enter a portal. I wish this]

 

[Paarish]

Granted but the portal closes as soon as you put your hand through and well... you know what happens then....

I wish the man inside my head would leave me alone!

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but he was replaced with another man

I wish for my cellphone was better

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you cellphone is now better at picking up static.

I wish for- HEY LOOK, PONIES!!!

 

[Paarish]

Your ponies have died

I wish FrozenIndig would stop caring about Science, Ponies and space.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i sure wouldn't want to be this "FrozenIndig" chap.

I wish the square root of rope could be string... it would make my calculations so much easier >_

 

[Paarish]

Granted but your calculations turn 1000x harder

I wish that it is illegal to chutney into pasta

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it was interpreted as a euphemism.

I wish I could stop throwing up rainbows.

 

[Paarish]

granted but now you ordinary, disgusting sick like the rest of us.

I wish I had bernard's watch.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its his old watch, and thus, cannot stop time.

I wish I could find scary movies scary... instead of just crappy and funny.

 

[Sausage Head]

granted but it 's so boring to watch so it becomes scary

i wish sausage zeppelin

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your head turns into a zeppelin while still remaining, in essence, what it was prior, a sausage. (Dude... your head is a sausage >_

 

[Paarish]

granted but you get INSTANT INDIGNATION!!!! (is that really a bad thing???)

I wish my username was more imaginative