Corrupt a wish!

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You now have a certified Migraine.

I wish I was smarter!

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. Because you are now smarter than the rest of us...we fail to understand every second sentence you say which really pisses you off and causes you to go to a different forum and leave us all feeling sad and lonely. :'(

I wish I can understand what gizmo_gal is saying.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But being able to understand me takes so much of your brainpower that you lose the ability to understand anyone else.

I wish...the mailman would come early today.

 

[chalupa]

granted, but he forgot your houses mail.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. Wait. Um...what was your wish again?

I wish there wasn't so much hurt in this world.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. Theres not so much hurt in the world, so no one minds crime and criminals are out of control and since noones really hurt from it, the Govt. doesn't pursue justice as it should.

I wish that I could run a mile in 7 minutes and had the endurance to do 3 miles w/o breaking.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. Because of this, you've enjoyed running so much that you decide to go on a running expedition and leave us for a year. :'(

I wish nicer things would happen to people.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but so life can balance things out all the bad things that would have happened to various people all happen to you.

I wish that I could stop looking and start seeing.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You can see now, but you lose the ability to understand so you are still only looking.

I wish that I could go to another dimension and have an adventure like in books.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But you have to bring me with you.

I wish this was stickied so I don't have to look for it anymore.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Are you kidding? OF COURSE I'd be taking you along--wouldn't that be awesome?!


Granted, it gets stickied but then people stop coming.

EDIT: I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish for a better PC mouse before posting this as now I have added this tacky looking "EDIT" addendum to the post.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But you'll have to use the next wish for when you next post here. Hopefully, you won't forget then. :3

I wish my sister would go online so I'd have someone to play with. >_>

(Yes. It would be awesome.

)

 

[Orc]

Granted. You "play" with your sister. If you know what I mean.

I wish to vomit most if not all of my body organs.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. *hands her a bucket* Don't worry, Ma'am. You're going to live through this experience.

I wish I actually have the time to read my books. >_>

 

[KDH]

Granted, you are now trapped in a cave with nothing but your books and a hand-powered LED flashlight.

I wish I was Omnipotent, and that whoever grants this wish this time knows what it means.

 

[Orc]

Granted, but being omnipotent, you create paradoxes and cease to exist after awhile.

I wish I was forced by large hairy men to eat my own skin (which I have been forced to skin myself) while being sexually abused.

 

[gizmo_gal]

...

I wish people would stop being so weird, and gross and go back to being normal.

 

[OSW]

granted but i'm an animal.
i wish for gizmo_gal to abuse Orc.

 

[pinbi7]

granted...Oh noes! Orc lvl80beta Warrior

shes get Owned in turns by his guildies

i wish upon a star that all carebears becomes rapebears with maybe a sexual harassement panda or two

 

[Mewgia]

granted, and they rape you all the time


I wish people would stop spamming my beloved bidoof and making him look bad ):