Corrupt a wish!

[WildWon]

Granted, bu the flac collections are made up the The Naked Brothers Band, Hanna Montana, The Jonas Brothers, [another shitty Disney Channel band], Highschool Musical soundtracks, and an album of Chicken Dance remixes. But you can gather their full discographies (flac style) within 45 min. of starting the download.

I wish i could shorten my wish granting explanations.

 

[Mewgia]

granted


I wish my wishes weren't corrupted

 

[WildWon]

Granted. Your wish was uncorruptable. On a completely separate topic, you have just developed Cancer and The Aids.

I wish I could get some decent sleep tonight.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You sleep so soundly you dont even hear death creeping through your window and die.

I wish that I would get a random PM with a joke and a picture of something fun in it. *hint, hint, fellahs!*

 

[WildWon]

Granted. You sleep so soundly you dont even hear death creeping through your window and die.

I wish that I would get a random PM with a joke and a picture of something fun in it. *hint, hint, fellahs!*

Granted, but the joke and something fun are both the same thing.
*wanders away to send a pic of my wang to gizmo*

I wish my wang wasn't a joke

(my granting of your wish is even odder seeing how i'm at work...)

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. Your private part shrinks until it is smaller even than that of a hamsters...you die from humiliation.

I wish that WildWon was only kidding and not in anyway seriously considering to send me a picture of himself--let alone in some state of undress.

 

[Yugge]

Granted. He sent you a photo of his fathers wang.

I wish that there would be no low point in my life.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You live the worst life possible. Not that you--or anyone else can imagine, but possible. The one so terrible no one can fathom it. You have no low points because it all sucks at equal intensity.

I wish I wasn't so edgy.

 

[Pizzaroo]

Granted, but now everyone hates you because everyone is so used to you being edgy.

I wish i had a strawberry sno-cone that is not poisoned.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. I'm sorry to say that shipping would probably take a while so by the time you get it...it has probably melted.

I wish school wasn't over. :'(

 

[gizmo_gal]

...NOT-granted. What do you want more school for?

I wish...I had a big veggie and cheese pizza right now!

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. You didn't specify the size though so it can't fit inside your house.

Because I like learning new things? Dagnabit. D':

I wish no one knew about my being a complete school nerd.

 

[gizmo_gal]

I wish D.F. didn't feel like a school nerd--nothing wrong with liking to learn.

I love learning new things, but I hate the environment at my school and prefer to study on my own from text books and such.

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but now DF feels like a lion thats been shaved and tossed into the wild. Poor naked lion-feeling DF.

I wish Giz hadn't made a wish for someone else. Her, i can corrupt... but not tossing it on an unsuspecting victim!

(hmm... that "corruption" statement sounded a little off... maybe "her wishes, i can corrupt." Nah. i was right the first time

)

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

It is impossible...
DAmmit. I wish that George Bush had never been elect6ed into anything.

 

[xalphax]

i cant corrupt this, as he was never elected in the first place ;-P

i wish i had some cheese.

 

[Upperleft]

Granted but when you held it it melt on your hand

I wish i was better (i'm ill *cough*

)

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but you had to sacrifice one arm and one leg, and your brothers body, but now his soul is in a suit of armor, and now you have a metal arm and leg to replace it. What sucks however is that this is NOT full metal alchemist, your brother is still a dick, and you have no movement in your metal arm or leg. Oh, and you don't know alchemy.

I wish i had a dollar.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But you spend it buying me a smoothie so I will over look your lewd remarks.

I wish the last 5 episodes of Avatar would be leaked on to the Internet RIGHT NOW and I was able to watch them and savor them all...

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But only because I want to watch them too.

I wish the next person to read this gets his/her wish granted too without any form of corruption whatsoever.