Corrupt a wish!

[gizmo_gal]

YAY ME!!! I mean...okay, but my wish causes you harm/discomfort in some way. How I dont know, but it does.

I wish I could find all the Avatards on this forum and we would start a A:tla-Temp fan club until the series finale and all go crazy like the Foaming Mouth Guy from Episode 4, from season one.

 

[Pizzaroo]

granted, but now foaming mouth guy has to much foam, and we all drown in it.

I wish i didnt drown in the foaming mouth guys foam.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But during the Foaming Mouth Guy session, you choke on your own foam and was not able to watch the final episode. :'( I'm sorry, gizmo_gal.

I wish I didn't have to be so mean to you guys.

EDIT: Granted. You wear some form of mask that allows you to live through this. Sadly, the mask cannot be taken off anymore and you are no longer capable of eating.

 

[gizmo_gal]

I wish that D.F. could get over her softheartedness in just this one thread. (Its all fun and games, *pats on back* There, there...dont fret. Want to form a join my Temporary Avatar-Maniac Finale Count Down Fan Club?)

 

[distorted.freque]

YES!

Granted. But now I am so evil that I will bite the head off the next person who grants a wish.

I wish I was all powerful so I could eat you guys.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But you cant over power a Gremlin...

I wish the next person is Uber tasty to make it worth D.F.'s time to chase them down, kill, cook and eat them

.

 

[Jdbye]

Granted, but I'm poisonous.

I wish I had a life.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But its taken unexpectedly in a tragic accident. Just when everyone thought you'd do great things too...Tsk, tsk. Such a shame.

I wish that I had some meal worms.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But I don't know what a meal worm is so you get gummy worms instead. XD

I wish I was smart enough to keep up with you guys.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But once your smart you realize what idiots the rest of your Tempers are, get bored of and leave this site, never to return.

. Some things are over rated. Smarts being one of them.

I wish that I had been more careful about that nest two weeks ago so that now I wouldn't have to wait on these hatchlings hand and foot. >_

 

[Pizzaroo]

granted, but after 2 weeks they start to smell really good and you eat them

I wish i waz an oscar myar wiener and everyone loved me and didnt want to eat me.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But I do not get what you're asking for so you become a whiner instead.

I wish I had something productive to do.

 

[Pizzaroo]

granted... but now you are going to spend the whole day doing it.

I wish spongebob was on now.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted.

Spoiler

Only it happens to be the series finale so you won't be able to watch Spongebob ever again.

I wish that everyone can live happily ever after. :3 And discover that it's boring and stop being such crappy people who think there should be happily ever afters.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. Everyone is forced to face reality and work hard to achieve what they want.

I wish I knew whether or not I should be worried about I-net scams and predators...

 

[Pizzaroo]

granted, but now you'r not worried and post your address on a scam site, then get so much junk mail your mailbox explodes, killing the mailman, and then you go on trial for murder, your sentenced guilty, and face 70 years in prison.

I wish spongebob never ended and there was a whole channel dedicated to spongebob.

 

[KDH]

PUBLIC NOTICE: Due to circumstances beyond our control, and likely involving an improbability drive of some sort, the definition of granted has been changed to the following for the duration of this post:

KDH violently stabs pizzaroo1 to death for making such an abomnible wish.

THAT IS ALL.

Granted.

I wish I could get sucked down a wormhole and live aboard a Leviathan for the rest of my life.

 

[laurenz]

Granted, but your life is soon to end.

I wish that I could enjoy sprouts.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But you didn't specify what kind of sprouts you're supposed to enjoy so now your toe is sprouting weird...uh...yeah. *backs away*

I don't really know what a sprout is.

I wish I knew what a sprout is.

 

[KDH]

Granted, you now know of an obscure grocery store chain in the Southwest US called Sprouts that carries only healthy foods and the freshest fruits and vegetables you could want. But that's not really corrupted, unless you consider that its a useless and actual fact, so I mailed you an atomic bomb. You'll have ten seconds to disarm it when it arrives, so I should probably wish you luck.

I wish my headache would go away!